Return with Bren's proof and passport: "Sorry only a lease or a utility bill will suffice" Nah bud we're coming in please accommodate uspic.twitter.com/RlusPhj04v
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"Sorry, here at @24hourfitness we require proof of address for you to play Squash."
Very reasonable. Get the fuck out.
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Lol what
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They heard your accent and knew you were trouble
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Hold on, which part of that was reasonable!?
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waterheck is squash?
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You smash a ball against a wall in a tiny room and hope that when it bounces, it doesn't hit you in the face. The winner is the last person standing after everyone else gets hit in the face.
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Trump voters
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"Let's make unreasonable business policies so more people stop going to the gym"
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