tbh this was the first thing I thought of when you posted this monstrosity
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Once I thought there was blood in there but turns out I had just eaten too much red velvet cake
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I had activated charcoal ice cream whilst in NYC. Poop was black for 2 days after. Good luck, champ
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half a bottle, good lord
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AHAHAHAHAAHHA. GG M8. It’s just the food dye. Give it a few days and it’ll be gone. Lol
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This is the worst tweet on the whole internet
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