I GUESS I could try not drinking in the afternoons while I'm at home, but you gotta dodge being the family chauffeur somehow
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-Hey Josh I need a ride to the airport Can't I've been drinking -Josh, it's 8am And...
I don't drink before 10am. Call me old-fashioned or overly principled, but those are just the rules I live by.
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You don't have an old-fashioned before 10am? /s
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What a square
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mimosas would like a word
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Do you wake up before 10am though?
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I only wake before 10am in emergencies. Coincidentally, another one of my life rules is that under emergency situations only, the rule about drinking before 10am may be broken.
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