Empty a beer bottle Fill with water "Nah mate I can't drive, been drinking" Shake water-filled beer bottle at them
I GUESS I could try not drinking in the afternoons while I'm at home, but you gotta dodge being the family chauffeur somehow
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-Hey Josh I need a ride to the airport Can't I've been drinking -Josh, it's 8am And...
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I don't drink before 10am. Call me old-fashioned or overly principled, but those are just the rules I live by.
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