Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight? Dad: *nudging me* that could've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Glad they aren't asking for you to help actually, seems like way more stress than streaming Me: Thanks Dad Dad: I do wish you had eyebrows though you dumbass
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Sideshow are you becoming a doctor in 2 weeks?
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How does it feel to be a meme incarnate?
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