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    Two Penis Jim‏ @ShortbusPtyLtd Oct 10

    here's a funny mental image for you, dear follower: circumcision bukkake a bukkake involving the act of circumcision instead of the cumshot it's literally a shower of foreskin

    2:52 AM - 10 Oct 2018
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      2. Joshua‏ @_MrMaxwellHouse Oct 10
        Replying to @ShortbusPtyLtd

        No

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      3. Two Penis Jim‏ @ShortbusPtyLtd Oct 10
        Replying to @_MrMaxwellHouse

        yeah it's a gross thing to imagine in your brain isn't it

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Joshua‏ @_MrMaxwellHouse Oct 10
        Replying to @ShortbusPtyLtd

        Yeah

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      5. Two Penis Jim‏ @ShortbusPtyLtd Oct 10
        Replying to @_MrMaxwellHouse

        all the wet slapping sounds of the foreskins flopping about, all the screaming

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      6. Joshua‏ @_MrMaxwellHouse Oct 10
        Replying to @ShortbusPtyLtd

        Could you not

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      7. Two Penis Jim‏ @ShortbusPtyLtd Oct 10
        Replying to @_MrMaxwellHouse

        Faint Jew laughter in the background

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      2. Two Penis Jim‏ @ShortbusPtyLtd Oct 10
        Replying to @KhazWolf

        No I’m talking about a ring of dudes circumcising themselves and lobbing the small bleeding masses of skin at some poor soul in the centre. Still that penis facial shit is wild lmao didn’t like a whole bunch of celebrities try that shit unironically

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      3. Khaz‏ @KhazWolf Oct 10
        Replying to @ShortbusPtyLtd

        Yuuup. Cate Blanchett and Sandra Bullock made headlines for it recently, but the original face of the baby-penis-for-cosmetics industry was Oprah:https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3068851 …

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Two Penis Jim‏ @ShortbusPtyLtd Oct 10
        Replying to @KhazWolf

        Lmao Well, uh, to each their own... I guess...

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      5. Khaz‏ @KhazWolf Oct 10
        Replying to @ShortbusPtyLtd

        Yeah fuck that I'm trying to raise an angry mob to burn the whole business to the ground lol. Those thousands of dollars worth of flesh belong to the kid they stole it from.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Two Penis Jim‏ @ShortbusPtyLtd Oct 10
        Replying to @KhazWolf

        Yeah man movies suck nowadays anyway. We gotta bring back 80s cinema type shit tbh

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      1. Sewer ♡ Doll‏ @sewerdoll Oct 10
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        oy vey :(

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