Bart Auringer

@ShivaX51

Resident CriticalRole Rules Lawyer also music and whateverthehell. The best known solution to fascism was chambered in .30-06.

Joined January 2014

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    8 hours ago

    London, you have a problem. After so many murders of Putin's targets in the UK (and the abuse of Interpol), Turkish NY Knicks player is worried about his safety if he plays there.

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    19 hours ago

    1/ On the left is a teenage AOC dancing with her friends as part of a nationwide viral video craze. The Right called this proof she’s a “nitwit”. Next is GOP Speaker of the House Paul Ryan. Who thought this photo was a good idea AT AGE 42. He was considered a policy genius.

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    Please don't dance and cuss. It sets a bad example for the babies in our concentration camps.

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    12 hours ago

    "You work for ME!" "No sir, I work for the public. And getting your drunk ass off the road is what the public needs."

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    18 hours ago

    So the guy who had sex with an adult film actress while his wife was taking care of their newborn thinks the lady who cursed once “dishonored her family.”

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    You know you're a bigot when your neighbors put up signs that say "Hate has no home here" and you write a letter complaining that they're talking about you.

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    We made this little tribute to one of our favorite people ever in the world of comedy, the one and only Bob Einstein. (And yes, I did give him the car..)

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    17 hours ago

    If you're rushing to congratulate for her modest efforts to dunk on Agitated-About-Deodorant-Grandpa about socialism, please recall she's a foe of constitutional values and the rule of law and has earned our undying scorn.

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    16 hours ago

    CONCERNED FROWNS FROM "CONSERVATIVES" INCOMING

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    16 hours ago

    This reddit post is basically advocating for canceling the Oscars and replacing it with an movie-award themed Muppet Show Special. As far as I can tell literally everyone including me is 100% in favor of this.

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    14 hours ago
    Replying to

    Scotus: What country are you from? DoJ: What? Scotus: What ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? DoJ: What? Scotus: English, motherfucker, do you speak it? DoJ: Y-Yes. Scotus: Then what part of unconstitutional don't you understand?

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    Of course, didn't run my response to their little hit piece:

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    2/ "They trash talk everyone else, and love Trump's constant insults, vulgarities, and divisiveness but the minute the heat gets turned up they run to Mommy."

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    1/ Again for the record: Tucker asked for but refused to run my response, so here it is for posterity... "Spare me the phony drama.  This is just one more example of how the MAGA tough guy crowd are the most delicate, whiny, punk-ass PC snowflakes ever created." (continued)

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    13 hours ago

    So you could beat us up because you're a big tough man big tough man big tough man ooooooooooohhhhhh so tough do you flex in front of the mirror big tough man

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    The “military version of eminent domain” is tyranny.

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    Jan 4

    If you are upset that Rashida Tlaib said: "Impeach the motherf**ker" ... ... but not upset that Trump bragged about grabbing women by their "pu$$ies" and mocked a disabled reporter, then you fail at life.

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    Jan 3

    "YOU PEOPLE HAVE TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME" yells a man looking through Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's middle school report card for any incriminating information

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    Jan 3

    Also worth noting: no boos for Steve King, who is a goddamn white supremacist.

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