Landlords are shitty but have you considered property managers? -Aren't legally obligated to fix jack shit -Expect you to pay basically market rent levels of "HOA fees" to keep the place you pay mortgage on -Justify it with $15/hr landscapers who leaf blow nothing twice a week
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-Does fuck all except move money around yet pretends she is busy -Has the newest BMW every year -Leaves a dead tree for years until it falls on someone's car, won't pay for the car repairs when it happens
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-Sends two letters a week if your mailbox is painted Chocolate Brown (it must be Bark Brown, do you want the complex to descend into anarchy????) -You need to know all the rules of the HOA and they are updated quarterly -A PDF of the most recent HOA rules is available for $69.99
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-HOA meetings are the second Tuesday of the month starting at 3PM, making it so only pensioners and spouses in loaded single income families can attend
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-"Call me if you need any assistance" -Phone number on business card is just an automated voicemail they never listen to -Live 45 minutes away in a McMansion -Has your car towed while you're in the pool house
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-"Oh we don't let the homeowners use the entertaining space, we just use that for timeshare pitches" -Oops you parked on the street because there are only two parking spaces for a five bedroom condo, you got towed -Where did you get towed to? -Address is only on the $69.99 PDF
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