It’s a magnet because stickers are vandalism and I’m not that cool.
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I don’t think Radio Shack ever died. I think it just switch from the dad market to moms and renamed themselves Michaels.
Why else would both want such oddly personal information when you’re just trying to buy the pieces to something that would be cheaper to buy whole?
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It’s true. The creators of @AttackOnTitanEN based Colossal on me, Elon Musk. You can tell, because he’s the size of my ego and his skin is so thin it’s transparent. #weeb4life twitter.com/StopBobbyFlay/…
We are Elon, for we are petty.
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Winnipeg's mayoral election reporting:
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Tired of pretending not to be home in order to avoid giving out candy?
Why not try actually leaving the house and join us at Wisecracks for Weirdos?
bit.ly/2022-08-20
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this is the productive thing i had to do this evening. in related news, please come to Wisecracks for Weirdos on Monday (HALLOWEEN!!!!!) at Wee Johnny's @SheTellsJokes
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I dreamt of a joke premise, wrote it down in the dream and now can’t remember any it. Was it fantastical slumber trash? Probably, but I’m frustrated that I’ll never know.
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Don’t Worry Darling: 3.5/5
Behind the scenes mess aside, I still enjoyed this more than many of the films it’s a derivative of. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I get that some people want to get behind the idea ACAB, but I find it hard to deal in absolutes when some of them are also dogs.
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Give me back the diner.
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Hudson's Bay says it will relaunch Zellers in early 2023, with a new ecommerce site and an expanded presence within Hudson's Bay department stores. The news comes a decade after the discount chain shuttered most of its locations. cbc.ca/news/business/
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I want to meet the person that Instagram Ads thinks I am.
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I wish I only panicked at the disco.
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This is my first cross stitch. The instructions weren’t in English but I did my best. #DollarStories
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After all these years, I’m still amazed at how realistic Stardew Valley can be.
Put in a minimal amount of effort.
Feel exhausted by noon.
Go to bed too early because you’re bored.
Etc. Etc. Etc.
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Tepid take: Everything Everywhere All at Once is a better multiverse action movie than Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.
Hot take: Happy Death Day 2U is a better multiverse movie about grief than Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.
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Even more than half now!
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We are halfway through the @WinnipegFringe, which means you are running out of chances to see @MeagreJoys at Wee Johnny's (177 McDermot)!
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#wpgfringe #wpgfringe2022 #winnipeg @WpgComFest @jennyrevue
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#wpgfringe #wpgfringe2022 #winnipeg @WpgComFest @jennyrevue
Tomorrow, tomorrow,
This all starts tomorrow,
It’s only a day away!
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Tedious pleasures 
Sparse delights 
Meagre Joys 
Wistful sketch comedy every night of @WinnipegFringe — at #WeeJohnnys (Venue 15)
Tickets on sale now: winnipegfringe.com/performer-deta
Sparse delights
Meagre Joys
Wistful sketch comedy every night of @WinnipegFringe — at #WeeJohnnys (Venue 15)
Tickets on sale now: winnipegfringe.com/performer-deta
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To whom it may concern,
Do I use too many eclaimation points emails? Or you use too few?
Just because I’m doing it differently, doesn’t mean I’m doing it wrong!
Rhetorically yours!
The Concerned One
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TO EVERYONE GOING TO FOLK FEST THIS WEEKEND: have fun!
TO EVERYONE ELSE: here's your plans
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Tedious pleasures 🫧
Sparse delights 🍬
Meagre Joys ✨
Wistful sketch comedy every night of — at #WeeJohnnys (Venue 15)
Tickets on sale now: winnipegfringe.com/performer-deta
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The only thing I’m celebrating in July 1st is the ability to drive 50km/h in a school zone.
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But what if I am are get tested?!
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Move over Hemingway.
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Winnipeg comedian Chad Anderson () will be taping his first national spot at the Great Outdoors gala during the Winnipeg Comedy Festival (). Get your tix and cheer him on!🎟️ cbc.ca/1.6424293
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My dog just ate a chip off of my shirt. I didn't know it was there. I don't know if I'm more offended by her or disappointed in myself.
4. Everything Everywhere All at Once: N/A
Sometimes, a movie is just for you. It’s for the silliest, smartest and saddest parts of you. And it’s unfair to expect anyone else to find the same catharsis in it.
This was that.
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This Saturday at Wee Johnny's (177 McDermot Ave) we have another great show with a few new faces to add to the Party Mix! roster.
Doors at 8pm, show starts 9pm. Cover is $10 at the door.
$5 drink/meal specials all night. See you there!
facebook.com/events/3894061
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3. Morbius: 2.5/5
What a weird Interview With a Vampire fan fiction. Strangely, unlike most fanfics, this one was slightly less homoerotic than the original. But only slightly.
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Wow, DoorDash, what do you think I’m craving? 😜
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2. X: 3.5/5
Sheeze, is that a movie rating or the name of Elon Musk’s next kid?
I expected nothing and I was pleasantly surprised.
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This is my first St. Patrick’s Day since Ancestry.com told me I was 1/3 Irish. Who knew my parents were part of a thruple?
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To whom it may concern,
Telemarketers will continue to try and sell you life insurance for an additional five minutes after you tell them that you will not purchase their product because you are immortal.
Forever yours,
Danielle
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Aaaaaaaaaand we’re back!
Wisecracks for Weirdos
Where: Wee Johnny’s 177 McDermott Ave
When: Sat. Apr. 23, 2022
Doors: 8pm | Show: 9pm
Tickets: $10
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1. The Batman: 4/5
It’s a lot more movie than it needed to be but satisfying all around.
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When it comes to COVID I swipe left.
Then I swipe the right one and 20 minutes later I see what the test says.
Sometimes you get to tell jokes, and
sometimes you get to make art.
Tim Gray and Frehns | The Park Theatre
Fri. Mar. 11 | bit.ly/2022-03-11
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