Chris Karadaglis

@Shckwish

Hermit with a megaphone. Been waiting for 2019 since 1982. I am wherever you left me. Political non-Euclidean. Your computer could explode at any moment.

Melbourne
Joined May 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 Dec 2015

    I could really use a Bong Day today

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  2. Mar 26

    YouTubing a lot, here's the most fucked up ad I've seen in a while: gall bladder jealous of lower intestine PT, who ends up friendzoned, wtf

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  3. Mar 26

    I'm not watching my Twitter feed because it relies on other people to manage and no one has time for that xx

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  4. Mar 26

    Right now, my wish is getting back to Minecraft and Reaper on my MacBook Air using just my facial muscles/neck/eyes e.g. Eyegaze. Any tips?

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  5. Mar 25

    Electro stim bike exercise today for circulation and not much else. Dead arms and legs. Typed by dad.

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  6. Mar 22

    Trachiostomy has been removed and am breathing on my own after 5 long months at the Austin Hospital. Fuck I need a spliff, send help!

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  7. Mar 22

    RT if you're a quad who's high af on valium and morphine stuck at Royal Talbot spinal for months. I miss you all xx 💅

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  8. Dec 31

    Shoutout to Austin Hospital ICU for getting me over 6 cardiac arrests. Thank you ❤️❤️❤️😍😻❤️❤️❤️

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  9. Dec 31

    ..my neck was broken. Anyway, Happy New Year. Thanks for following xx

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  10. Dec 31

    ..and I was being voluntarily arrested at the time for a crime that could have been dealt with a fine. I was on the ground, cuffed when..

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  11. Dec 31

    The only mystery about Ocean Grove, Warrnambool, is why Andrew Thomson still has a job. I am at the Austin not the Alfred. I am in my 40's..

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  12. Dec 31

    After 40 days in ICU at Austin hospital I woke to find myself a quadraplegic. I cant breathe, piss, shit, eat or move below my neck.

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  13. Dec 31

    6 hours after this tweet I was in an induced coma at Warrnambool hospital waiting transfer to Austin Hospital. I was in a coma for a week.

    No, seriously, for some reason you took away my mental health plan.. And dumped me on a locum psych, go fuck yourselfes xxx
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  14. 7 Nov 2017

    No, seriously, for some reason you took away my mental health plan.. And dumped me on a locum psych, go fuck yourselfes xxx

    Sorry to staff at Coles Warrnambool for dumping my shit at the auto checkout and running out the store screaming FUCK! It was me, sorry :-/
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  15. 7 Nov 2017

    How the fuck do I still have any followers.. Anyway, I'm rebranding myself as a Digital Creator & Analog Destroyer, which is pretty apt yo 💅

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  16. 7 Nov 2017

    Sorry to staff at Coles Warrnambool for dumping my shit at the auto checkout and running out the store screaming FUCK! It was me, sorry :-/

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  17. 6 Nov 2017

    Also, I'm stealing all your chord progressions, asshole

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  18. 6 Nov 2017

    So mad at Prince rn 😡 would be funny if he got to heaven only to realise there is no god. Dumbass junkie. Gonna sample all your shit.

    🔊🎶 I took another bubble bath 🎶 with my pants on 🎶 all the fighting stopped 🎶 next time I'll do it soo-nn-eeeer 🎶🔊
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  19. 6 Nov 2017

    🔊🎶 I took another bubble bath 🎶 with my pants on 🎶 all the fighting stopped 🎶 next time I'll do it soo-nn-eeeer 🎶🔊

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  20. 6 Nov 2017

    I don't miss this. kthxbai 💅

    An example of Cotton’s brilliance:
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  21. Retweeted
    6 Nov 2017

    extremely good time 11/10 goodnight

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