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Shawn Hatosy
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Someone on the street asked me if I was an actor & I said "I'm not just any actor, I'm the greatest actor of all time" & I started sobbing..
Animal Kingdom has been renewed for season 5! To all our fans: the Cody family thanks you for your loyalty. Let’s eat some pie—🥧
Codys ain’t shit, huh? We are unified and stronger than ever. See you soon #AnimalKingdom fans, can’t wait to see where season 5 takes us... love Pope
Well #AnimalKingdom fans, last night’s episode was brutal, emotional and traumatizing on so many levels. I know I’m still recovering ... but on the bright side Angela FINALLY took a bath. Glass half full type of guy.
Dear journalists and news people. I’m begging you, no mistakes. We can’t afford mistakes right now. Please don’t rush to get clicks. Please watch out for traps. Get it right. This country is counting on you. THANK YOU.
Bittersweet news. Yes season 6 will be the end for the Cody family but our talented writers will reward us with a proper finale. That means the Codys go out on their terms. Don’t be sad, 26 episodes left! That’s like a thousand hours ... see you this summer for season 5!!!
I just want everyone to know I dropped off some stuff to Goodwill wearing a mask and this dude says, “I know you, man.” I’m thinking, yep, I still got it even with the mask, but then he’s all like “Yeah, we went to prison together....”
Update: Day 3 of family quarantine. I decided to organize the playroom. It’s going well. Stay tuned.
#ANIMALKINGDOM SEASON 4 is happening. I am so happy about this news I could hug my pillow. Thank you AK fans for continuing to inspire us. #badisbred
Love,
Pope
My kid turned 7 today and he suddenly doesn’t like the taste of his favorite dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets because he says “your tastebuds change every 7 years...” 🙄
Update: Wow, Idris Elba testing positive confirms my worst fear that being super wonderful looking can’t stop this virus. Hard pill to swallow for us hotties.
Does anyone even know what the fuck the Night King wants? Has anyone tried talking to the guy? Maybe he’s reasonable.
All new episode of Daddy Day Care coming in 2020.
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DID I JUST PURCHASE SHARE SIZE PEANUT M&M’S? YES. I. DID. AM I IN A SHARING MOOD? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT.
Spoiler alert: Sorry fuckface, they didn’t kill me and it’s season 4. I hope this ruins your night—
I realize I’m probably going to lose followers with this tweet but whatever, I don’t care. Here goes: I’ve reached the age where I’m okay with black licorice. I like it. So fucking what.
Yo #animalkingdom fans. I hope you enjoyed tonight’s episode, I know I did. Listen up, get caught up and tune in next week for my directorial debut. 311. Jackpot, written by Matt Kester. It’s gonna blow you away.
Listen, I don’t like to get all emotional on here because I’m SUPER TOUGH so I’ll just say thanks to everyone involved on 411 for such fantastic work and thanks to our #AnimalKingdom fans for inspiring us to do our best. See you next week! 2 episodes left.
Well, I didn’t get nominated for a Golden Globe again but on the bright side someone at my kid’s school thought I was the new gym teacher.
July 11th. The Codys ain’t shit tour begins. Let’s see what’s good.
The look you give your nephew after he shoots your mom. @animalkingdomtnt season finale tonight on
I realize I’m probably going to take a lot of heat for this but I have to get it off my chest. Avocado on a sandwich is complete bullshit. Enough already. Please stop.
Update: feeling pretty left out I didn’t get recruited to sing Imagine, so to do my part here’s a video of me singing another VERY important song.
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I told my 8 year old son I was still hoping to play Batman someday and he said “Maybe you could play Batman’s dad, the one who dies in the beginning.”
I had this crazy dream where the President was on TV in front of the world claiming Biden looked like a fool for wearing a mask all the time. Wild.
Umm, screw you guys, I don’t like parties anyways—😡
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Let’s do this #animalkingdom fans. I hope you enjoy the show. Season 3 here we go!!!! This is Pope’s happy face-
Thank you for an incredible S2, #AnimalKingdom fans. Sharing the excitement w/ u fine people has been a privilege. 💔#WheresBaz Love, Pope
A very sad goodbye with a silver lining. Thank you
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Last day directing in LA. Still more to do in Oceanside but just wanted to say... these guys... this cast...this crew... I’m speechless. They sure know how to support a friend. Thanks a million.
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Well, guys I’ve been told way too many times I’m an actor and I shouldn’t share my political opinions. So, from this point forward I will only share the opinion of the character I play on TV until that character either dies or we get canceled.
While I’m on a roll, I just wanna say with no regrets whatsoever... pineapple pizza works. It’s fantastic and I love it. Block me if you want, I don’t even care 🤷♀️Goodnight.
I’m taking all my Nike gear, bathing it in expensive beer and then hand massaging it for a week before I proudly put it on. #justdoit
Man, when Jared Leto comes out of his silent meditation and sees all this he’s going to be really confused.
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Finale Tuesday.
Last day filming season 3. Yes, we are all smiling. I love this cast. #animalkingdom
Hate to break it to you but my character didn’t die and I’ve been asked to return. I was going to pass but now I might just do it to ruin your day. Eat shit. twitter.com/mattee88/statu
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The look on your face when your nephew murders your mom and won’t let you grieve a little… all new #AnimalKingdom this Sunday on
Episode 311, written by Matt Kester and directed by me! I’m so excited— see you tonight! #animalkingdom
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Oh boy, counting down to an all new #AnimalKingdom. This is Pope’s expression when he’s feeling ________.
Just want you guys to know I’m not weighing myself and therefore I haven’t gained ANY weight. This is me making myself great again and literally flattening the curve. Thank you.
All new Animal Kingdom— May 28th. Can I count you in?
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Proceed with caution. #AnimalKingdom returns May 28 only on @tntdrama.
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All new Animal Kingdom tonight. This photo was taken a couple years ago at the All Star game. Chuck said Pope was his fav, all the other guys smiled and agreed that Pope was their fav too. Good times. Tune in tonight-
All new episodes of #animalkingdom this Tuesday. This is a pic with one of my favorite Codys and this new guest star/day player that talks A LOT. Who’s ready for season 3?
Pope is giving Lena the car her dad was murdered in. How sweet. Also, Pope killed Lena’s mom. Also, Pope murdered Lena’s grandparents... Aw, what a great uncle. #animalkingdom
People keep asking when season 5 of Animal Kingdom will premiere. Still don’t have an answer but we are getting closer...
THIS DUDE WONT LAST A HALF A SCARAMUCCI
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NEW: Trump's next chief of staff Mick Mulvaney called him a "terrible human being" just before he was elected president. thebea.st/2ExN2X7
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Yeah Nicky, this ain’t no time for motherfuckin’ nachos... damn.
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.@AnimalKingdom’s @ShawnHatosy is a @TVLine #DreamEmmy nominee for Supporting Actor in a Drama Series tvline.com/2018/06/07/emm #Emmys
Thank you for always being such a generous scene partner. You give Pope dimensions I didn’t know he had. ⭐️#animalkingdom
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Yeah kneeling during the National Anthem is soooo disrespectful but gassing peaceful protesters and holding the Bible as a prop for a photo is totally cool with Trump supporters....👍
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DON’T EVER LEAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND W/ CRAIG CODY PROPLE #animalkingdom
Jesus, Karen... live a little.
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When I want to watch TV I ask my dogs “Do you want to watch TV?” and then I don’t have to feel guilty because it was their idea
Happy Birthday @robboben_ ! I’m so glad you have great hair and you spend time building your terrific muscles. Love, Shawn Hatosy (President of the Terrific Muscles and Wonderful Hair Club)
Spoiler Alert: next week’s #AnimalKingdom is f_cking tight. It’s called Julia and we ain’t messing around... do what you gotta do and get caught up so you can enjoy it real time... with love, Pope
Update: Day 27. We asked the blond child what he wants to do when he gets out of quarantine and he replied “What’s quarantine?” We explained to him that we’ve been quarantined for the last 26 days and can’t go anywhere. He said “I don’t ever want to leave quarantine.”
Right now is the perfect time for all men, especially the super famous powerful ones, to shut up and give your ears to women, not your opinions.
Me: I’m not watching a fucking show about cheerleading...
5 GLORIOUS EMOTIONALLY GUTWRENCHING HOURS LATER
Me: No time for sleep we’re going to Daytona.
Well this is a really fucked up way to find out I’m not Batman AGAIN
This week on #animalkingdom, Pope welcomes Craig to the Terrific Muscles & Wonderful Hair Club. #BazIsDead
This Tuesday— Old friends Angela & Pope behind the scenes. Stay tuned.
Listen guys, I’m sorry I’ve been sidetracked for the last 4 years. Now I’m going to get back to tweeting about what I know you you came here for. Glorious throbbing triceps, terrifically styled hair and a personality that’s been described as a positive ray of sunshine.
Happy Birthday to BY FAR my favorite Southland costar ! Love you Regina and hope you have a wonderful day. Cc:
A more in depth look behind the scenes of 311 and my first time directing. Thanks for tuning in and all of your support, #animalkingdom fans.
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with his directorial debut on the latest #AnimalKingdom.
with his directorial debut on the latest #AnimalKingdom.
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Getting into character. This is the face Pope makes when he’s really enjoying himself. Find out why tonight... #animalkingdom
Scott fucking Speedman just broke my heart in that scene. Holy shit. Much respect.
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Don’t miss the #Animalkingdom season 5 finale tonight! Yes, season finale, NOT series finale. Season 6 is in the can and will be coming to you in 2022. Cast pictured from left to right: , , & #SkipJangus
Maybe the iPhone can just chill the fuck out with the weekly screen time % notification during the global pandemic.
1) Pay to get my car washed. 2) It rains and my car gets dirty again 3) Repeat step 1 every day. 4) End the drought & become Greek God.
His brothers are too busy to notice but I think Pope just needs a hug. Goodnight folks, see you next week. #AnimalKingdom
A long time ago I sat next to Sandra Bullock on a plane and she ignored me and didn't want to bang me so I hear ya Lena Dunham.
Wow, you guys missed an intense episode of WHERE THE FUCK DID MY KID PUT HIS SHOES this morning. Recap to drop shortly.
Update: The redhead turned 3. Pretty sure his cake eating style is not Covid safe.
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Update: just found out I’m not allowed to say “the baby is being a dick” even if he’s in the other room and can’t hear me... 🙄 stay tuned.
That Hozier song is pretty fantastic but if I switch the word church with lunch it really starts to hit home for me in a spiritual way.
Dear celebrities, please stick to acting and don’t share your political opinions. Well, unless we share the same political opinion, then it’s totally fine.