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@ShawnGarrett

Amateur astronaut, Professional napper

Seattle, WA
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Joined April 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    I’m no HR professional but it’s prob a bad sign when an employee writes an anonymous letter calling you a brain-dead asshole and you can’t even narrow it down to 100 people

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  2. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    i made a very short musical

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  3. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    Hey, it’s Jared. I’m outside. Can someone let me in? ... Jared KUSHNER, the president’s son-in-law ... I’m here for the NAFTA negotiations ... Can someone unlock the door? ... There are reporters out here asking me about the op-ed, & it’s getting awkward.

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  4. 6 hours ago

    Bye!!! 👋🏻

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  5. Sep 5

    Either the book is full of lies and "only the best people" are liars or the book is true and "only the best people" are actively working against Trump.

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  6. Sep 5

    No wonder OJ was fast

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  7. Sep 5

    I fully expect Satan to make an appearance after the lunch break

    Alex Jones just entered the hearing room and sat down in the front row, attracting a swarm of cameras. He's sitting next to Jack Posobiec.
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  8. Sep 4

    Congrats to our Seattle Storm for making it to the ! Sue Bird, even with a broken nose, continues to outshine any competition.

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  9. Sep 4

    A look inside the clubhouse

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  10. Sep 4

    Hearing punches were thrown in the clubhouse. Lucky for everyone that only Seager was swinging and no one was hit.

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    9 Aug 2014

    Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"

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  12. Aug 30

    The have outscored the . Welcome to Seattle sports.

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  13. Aug 29

    Looking forward to what social change the mob wants to enforce tomorrow!

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  14. Aug 29

    We lost Gene Wilder two years ago today but he got to be with Gilda Radner again ❤️

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    Aug 28

    Hey if you think Google is bad wait until you see the history books.

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  16. Aug 28

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  17. Aug 28

    Scrolling through Twitter this morning

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  18. Retweeted
    Aug 27

    pres trump - you are commander in chief by law, duty bound to honor sen mccain ignoring his death is a disgrace

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  19. Aug 27

    ARE YOU A WITCH

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  20. Retweeted
    Aug 27

    Trump just tried to use speakerphone on live TV. It did not go well.

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