That’s not a bear rug at Chuck Norris house. Its a bear playing dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris and Superman had a fight once. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? . . . . . all of them.
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1. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
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2. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every Wednesday of the month.
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My favorite: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. A whole page of them: https://myriadicity.net/musings-and-amusements/amusements/how-tough-is-chuck-norris …
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
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He is so bad he can stop a bullet.
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The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he's afraid of the dark...but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a FiveSkin
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Chuck Norris kills 2 stones with 1 bird
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