I heard Chuck Norris wears a hat to protect the sun...
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If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may only be seconds from death.
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Are you kidding?
@SharylAttkisson &@ChuckNorris are two of my favorite people! - 1 more reply
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I hear his tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, he has never cried.
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he actually blocked me on twitter,,,,mike his son likes me,,lmao
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ok....i do not. (waiting 4my genetic "fountain of youth" pills 2 take effect) ty...hun....(i do not smell yeasty tippy)
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Professor Johnny Eric Williams is a racist by his own words. $280K for 4 years of racism
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Nah. He's a pretty bad Motherhummer.
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