#SummerVacationFail Cancun: the plane wasn't at Airport, bags were lost, first a guy died from drowning, then I met nice couple, that night the woman hit on me, next morning her bf threatens me with Mexican jail if I didn't return her, last I saw she left with bartender, lost $
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@SharylAttkisson I keep trying to get on Jimmy Fallon but I am missing an essential element to my tweets....humor. LOL That vacay was from hell. I could go on but I can't do it publicly as it involved bad sex, drugs and rock and roll. Thnx!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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