Sharlos

@Sharlos

Everything is rooted in logic, just be sure to be creative about it.

Sydney, Australia
Joined April 2009
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    Apr 6

    Realizing now my mental model is "if you have infinite X you can get infinite energy." Could a stationary magic broom create power?

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    Apr 6

    First thing you do if you see something magically floating is determine how much weight it can hold. If infinite, create power plant.

    6 retweets 41 likes
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    Apr 5

    How sad. Poor Mississippi, drifting backwards in time, floating away from us and humanity.

    BREAKING: Mississippi's governor signs law allowing employers to refuse service to gay couples.
    1,056 retweets 1,199 likes
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    Apr 5

    I would watch the shit out of a TV drama about an alternate history where Project Orion worked.

    5 retweets 25 likes
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    Apr 3

    Looking up reference photos for firemen. Roughly 50% sexy photos.

    5 retweets 41 likes
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    Apr 3

    Final 24 hours to grab a charitable anti-bullying Tee! Embrace Your Weird!

    11:37 AM - 3 Apr 2016 · Details
    223 retweets 1,095 likes
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    17 Aug 2015

    "Hello this is your captain speaking. I have fallen out of the plane yikes lol. Very impressed with the range on this Bluetooth headset tho"

    8,485 retweets 15,650 likes
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    Apr 1

    Perfect April Fool's Summary:

    4:53 AM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details
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    Mar 31

    April 1st is so dumb. I wrote a blog post I can’t publish, because tomorrow is the worst and I’m basically logging off the internet. 😭😭😭

    3 retweets 31 likes
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    Mar 31

    Hera: Paris! Which of us is sexiest?! Paris: Uh... the one who's a sex goddess? Athena: MOTHER FUCKER Hera: Let's kill everyone he loves.

    57 retweets 145 likes
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    Mar 26

    "'Aye, that be the ole Belfort house. Every full moon it becomes a Werehouse! It don't kill nobody or nothin'. Just more storage space.'"

    237 retweets 345 likes
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    Mar 16

    . care to explain why Labor is using my chance at marriage equality for political point scoring?

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    Mar 14 Canberra, Australian Capital Territory

    CEO today revealed he has discussed with NBN Board ditching Turnbull's 2nd rate fibre-to-the-node & rolling out more fibre (Fttdp) 1/2

    85 retweets 42 likes
  14. Mar 14

    How advertisers are going to ruin everything again in 2019

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    Mar 12

    Remember, tonight starts Daylight Saving, when the Earth spins twice as fast for an hour.

    278 retweets 485 likes
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    Mar 11

    do we need to unplug america and plug it back in again

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    Mar 11

    Honest tech recruiter

    6:39 AM - 11 Mar 2016 · Details
    927 retweets 901 likes
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    22 Mar 2015

    Top Movies Your Boyfriend Wants to Watch: -An Idiot Saves the President -Rich Boy Hero 4 -Silent Hero Journey Boy -Fight Fight Fight -Boats

    5,708 retweets 13,363 likes
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    Mar 8

    Can we pretty please make this our new flag?

    9:00 PM - 8 Mar 2016 · Details
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    Mar 8

    ***posts comic to facebook*** Commenter: Your comics aren't funny any more. ... but... but it was a 3 year old comic...

    5 retweets 93 likes

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