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Shari VanderWerf

I can finally read mens' minds. It's disappointing. They mostly think about sound effects they'd like their erections to make.

9:46 PM · Jul 16, 2012

First I've heard about it :\

@Suburbsexaddict

SO BUSTED

Billy Joe Jim Bob IV

buzzz whoosh *lightsaber activation *

@ZepsBlackDog42

oh fuck you can read our minds

Dang. You're on to us.

That made me laugh. My 1yr old laughed too, but I think that's just cause she wanted to be like her daddy.

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You have that twisted. We mostly think about sound effects we want women to make with our erections.

Men R Like Waffles,Women R Like Spaghetti.Each element of his life's in a separate box.Everything in her's touches everything else