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    Guys. I’ve had a break to write and back with brand new show SKITTISH WARRIOR-CONFESSIONS OF A CLUB COMIC I am very excited. Touring soon, all over the country. Do a girl a favour and retweet? And also book here: See you in the bar after!

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  3. Ok. I will admit. It’s hard forcing myself not to join in with the Louis CK debacle.

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  4. It’s such a joy not to join in with/add to the Louis CK debacle.

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  5. The man is panting with rage. Thinks he’s superior to women yet can’t carry a kid AND use his phone 😂

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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    This time of year is a tough one for independent venues. Without them new bands don’t have a stage to play on and the world becomes more difficult for musicians to thrive. It’s a thrill to seek out new music and see artists starting out. So yeah, everyone get out to gigs! Tim x

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    Jan 3

    Currently reading 'Assassins of the Turquoise Palace' by (*highly recommend!*) and was so moved by this quote by exiled Iranian satirist & poet, Hadi Khorsandi (father of the brilliant ).

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    Jan 3

    Lest we forget her ordeal and bravery — and the inhumanity of the Tehran regime: Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, the British woman imprisoned in Tehran on espionage charges, is to go on hunger strike in protest against being denied access to medical care.

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  10. Extra date added for my work-in-progress due to sell-out in my local coffee-shop (to be fair, it only fits 50 people)

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  12. Doing a show about doing shows is the most fun I’ve had doing shows.

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  13. Wearing bizarre clothes combinations until I’m back to my December 15th weight.

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  14. For some reason, my Work-In-Progress show at 10pm on a Monday night, in the first week of January, hasn’t been selling all that well. We will have fun, I promise. book/retweet and we’ll say no more about it

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    Jan 2
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    Jan 2

    2019 getting off to a good start... I now have 3 stand up specials simultaneously streaming on . 2 hour specials, Skinny B*tch & Laughing To America, which were all made using MY…

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  17. Thank you for running a brilliant club rammed with awesome punters

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  18. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Donald Trump HATES it when people RT this link to my 2019 tour dates! Definitely don't share this, whatever you do!

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  19. Best thing about this is every other man coming up to him and politely asking him to stop being QUITE such a dickhead.

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  20. For what is worth, I got one too...’Dear Shappi...love Shappi’ The sentiment remains, however, as though I had handwritten and delivered it myself x

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