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Shamir
@ShamirBailey
27, musician, actor, comedian, singer, rapper, producer, chef, writer, filmmaker, skinny fat ass. DEMON
Philadelphia, PAshamir.bandcamp.comJoined September 2009

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How about a name a powerful white man who isn't an absolute horror challenge?
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In a new court filing by Angelina Jolie, the actress details allegations that Brad Pitt abused her and their children on a plane in 2016. Jolie says Pitt grabbed her by the head and shook her, choked one child and struck another in the face. 🔗: nyti.ms/3SDdml0
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Thinking about how in the midst of my 6th grade pubescent depression I would watch Coal Minors Daughter every week because it was the only thing that made me feel anything 😔
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We decided to be cheugy for ONE day and this is what we're met with!?!??
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shamir and I tried to make plans to go to disneyland but it's sold out till the 15th. how the fuck? disney adults have gone too far. but anyway if anyone can get us into disneyland that would be nice
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chatted with my fav about somali music 💗 basically expressing my love for cumar dhuule ⚡️
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This thorough examination of the Somali diaspora in Canada and their relationship to their culture through music marks @sun_noorr's first contribution to the co-op. Sun spoke with @OBUXUM and @poolblood_jpeg about their experiences. newfeeling.ca/2022/10/03/how
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I hate it here so so very much.
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The glasses that Jeffrey Dahmer wore in prison are up for sale — for $150,000, @TMZ reports. 🔗: tmz.com/2022/10/02/jef
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one of the sexiest women in the world thinks MY song is sexy??? ma’am i have a stomach flu i am literally shitting myself rn
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Replying to @nosoyanxo
No chingo escuchando música sería muy difícil xa mi xk me estaría distrayendo con las melodías y los rifs y noseke tengo deficit de atención pero si lo hiciera creo q eligiría esta
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I took the picture on the left because I thought it was funny that a single pair of shoes shipped in a box the size of a sedan but opening it to find the box on the right was genuinely comedy gold.
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