National coalition-pick-up-artists be like: 'My 46% proves scientifically I am an alpha, you owe me mating rights'
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National coalition-pick-up-artists be like: 'If people see you fuck me, it will increase your leverage in the sexual market place'
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National coalition-pick-up-artists be like: 'That you won't fuck me only proves that you don't really want respect'
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National coalition-pick-up-artists be like: 'Fine, bitch, die a lonely spinster then; see if I care'
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It didn’t help that the Greens already got engaged to Labour and were well into wedding plans before National hinted they might ask us out.
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National just days away from showing up on the Greens' doorstep with a series of flashcards detailing their secret crush.
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"You'd be pretty if you governed more"
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Ahahaha the negging Nats!
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Bingo.
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