Shamed Maschewitz

@ShakedDown

Sayer of sooths. Teller of truths.

'da Have, CT
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2013.

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  1. 23. sij
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  2. 23. sij

    TIL the Surgeon General is technically an Admiral.

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    16. sij

    "Traffic Congestion Mitigation Tax” is doublespeak. Who are you mitigating traffic for? Single occupancy drivers. Who bears the cost? People who choose to share a car with 4 other passengers, thereby *decreasing* traffic (and carbon emissions)

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  4. 14. sij

    C++ is like Star Wars: Nobody hates on it quite as much as its hardcore fans do.

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    Do you have a notion that your potion is ocean locomotion? Introducing: PLANKTON, the lifestyle brand for the untethered. Go with the flow, with PLANKTON.™

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  6. 3. sij

    My(11) school principal (63) didn't tell me the simulation on my final exam was connected to a real system, and as a result I inadvertently committed genocide on an alien species. AITA?

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  7. 1. sij

    Decades don't start on round years, they start on big climactic events, like 9/11. The 20s will start when Trump loses reelection but refuses to concede, resulting in the breakdown of American democracy.

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    So illiberal: The University’s New Loyalty Oath. “To score well, candidates must subscribe to a particular political ideology, one based on treating people not as unique individuals but as representatives of their gender & ethnic identities.” ⁦

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  9. 20. pro 2019.

    Hottest (but true) take: aside from ROTS (which should be first), the ranking of star wars by quality is the same as their episode number. (R1 and Solo are a bit aside in this, which is fine since I'm not sure where to put them anyway).

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    Muppet Christmas Carol (best Christmas Carol!) oral history:

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  11. 13. pro 2019.

    The warmth of the people's feelings for someone who wants to be ambiguous about belonging to the continent would thus have to be the temperature at which Celsius and Farenheit match - -40 degrees.

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  12. 13. pro 2019.

    Brexit, of course, is about the UK's inner conflict of identity on whether they're really "European". This conflict is most explicitly exemplified in their weirdly ambiguous use of both metric and imperial units.

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  13. 13. pro 2019.

    People blame Jeremy Corbyn's -40 approval rating on his ambiguous position on brexit. This is true, but not in the way people think:

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    1. pro 2019.

    In mathematics, the purpose of the prefix co- is to turn something you don't really understand into something you really don't understand.

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  15. 27. stu 2019.

    Ramandu was absolutely allowed to tell them about it, he just thought it was too undignified to talk about celestial dongs at dinner.

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  16. 27. stu 2019.

    (The dufferpuds know what they're doing is dumb, they just like messing with him).

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  17. 27. stu 2019.

    Headcanon: the reason coriakin got sentenced to govern the dufferpuds is that he moved out of place and gave the narnian equivalent of Orion a dong. Aslan punished him by making him hang out with the only people more juvenile than he was.

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  18. 15. stu 2019.

    Fëanor: I mean, sending a fruit into space to light up the entire world at once? It's just weird, okay?

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  19. 15. stu 2019.

    Also the Fëanor-boromir buddy cop show would have a running gag about Fëanor preferring night shift because he's still a little freaked out by the sun.

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