You can just... suspend this rule. I had to toss a perfectly good can of shaving cream at LaGuardia eight years ago because I was told it was crucial to fighting the terrorists. Was it for nothing?!
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In the previous tweets, naivete was feigned for dramatic effect
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We did it. We stopped the virus.
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It’s yet another rule that we clearly could have been more flexible on all along
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The next money making scheme is selling empty hand sanitizer bottles to travelers.
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Hey, maybe America realized that it has to do some real security instead of 100% security theatre.
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todd, we’re fucked
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It’s almost as if that rule was complete bullshit and never had a legit reason to exist.
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This entire thing has been an exercise in how much horrible shit doesn't need to be happening. Also included in this is "restoring water service for people who can't pay" and "things that claimed they could not accommodate sick people suddenly can"
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I always did wonder how this was supposed to dissuade terrorists who could just travel in large groups and pool their hand sanitizer.
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