Shade 5  

@Shade510

You gonna finish that?

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Menyertai Februari 2017
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  1. Tweet Dipinkan
    24 Apr

    Karma takes too many days off.

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  2. Mengetweet Semula
    24 Apr

    Someone’s perception may be their reality, but it doesn’t make their perception real

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    23 Apr

    Do your children know you call yourself a MILF?

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    28 Apr

    I do what I want and I won’t do that thing you like

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  5. Mengetweet Semula
    12 Ogo 2017

    What we need around this place is a few dragons. Dragons would take care of everything

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    18 Jan

    People who will spend $50,000 on a wedding, but there’s no alcohol. Fuck your wedding

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    1 Mac

    Sorry that I drove on the wrong side of the road officer, but I thought it was a shortcut to the liquor store. Need anything?

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    28 Feb

    *gets woken up out of a deep sleep & forced into the kitchen to eat a box of Girl Scout cookies Me: Satan, is that you?

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    10 Feb

    I sleep with a knife under my pillow just in case someone breaks in my house with cake.

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    3 jam lalu

    Cop: Licence and registration. Me: You need to calm the fuck down.

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    26 Mac

    We can’t stop now, the shitshow must go on.

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    18 Apr

    Truths that help, or hinder. I carry them all.

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    18 Apr

    Somehow our worst inclinations have become our best intentions, or maybe they always were.

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    18 Apr

    I was hoping for more fire, and a little less brimstone.

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    6 Apr

    I just sneezed 3 times and didn’t pee So yes, I do believe in miracles

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    16 Mac

    I just spent an hour trying to get a perfect shot of my cat with a green top hat on for St. Patrick’s Day, so don’t tell me I don’t get pathetic and lonely.

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    8 Mac

    How long do you have to be numb before you can start feeling again?

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    13 Apr

    Twitter is like the crusty sock of social media

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    9 Apr

    I am not saying I miss you, I am only saying I click on your avi about 50 times a day.

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  20. Mengetweet Semula
    13 jam lalu

    If you want to be the dominant species, then act like one.

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    12 jam lalu

    Veterinarian: Your cat is very sick Me: Yeah, boi! Vet: Hell to the yeah! My cat:

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