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Σhädman🤘🏼💀🤘🏼
@Shadbase
Your sense of humor will be your best companion, keep it black, honing the darkness till its edge is sharp enough to cut through time, leaving even the most sinister memories of forever murdered.
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If Genetic Memory can be passed down through breastmilk, does that mean if a woman swallows your load, harnessing the Genetic Memory of your entire lineage... She will instinctively know how to destroy you and every You there ever will and has been? Think about it.
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Whipe that autism of your face, you look ridicolous! While youre at it, go put on something decent that makes you look like less of a weeb, its an embarassment.
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First place I lived with roommates had a guy who couldnt pay up or find a job. Something compelled me to leave him a partying gift of a Jar of Mayonaise I happened to fill with my urine in his packed luggage - he found it before he left. He came to my door at the brink of tears.
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At camp we were ill equipped, only had one towel to share amongst the entire group. It had a design with a large Parrot, so we agreed wed use the head of the Parrot to dry our head and its tail for the ass/crotch. Some menace secretly dragged their balls all over that birds face.
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I'm not a "crazed pervert" dad, I'm an artist!... Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's mental sickness!
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hey shad, i hope you're fine man. So often they see what's left to do and forgot about what has been done. You did give us alot. Even if its memes and fap materials its alot more than alot of them could ever provide.
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Hey Step Sis, can you stop stuffing yourself with cupcakes, Im pretty sure Mom made those for both of us to enjoy. Whats that, your just keeping them warm for me? You want me to eat them out of your...
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Im so goddamn veiny and tense with rage, I could punch out all your blood. After school, parking lot, bring all your friends.
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So many adults still have that mentality of wanting to be at some kind of "cool kids table", ive been through many tables and let me tell you the only "cool kids" are the ones who dont need tables and friends to begin with, cause they can take care of things themselves.
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I swear everyone is like Roger from American Dad, always putting on this fake persona/disguise while in public but are just whiney naked pathetic aliens underneath.
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