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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 Jun 2020

    THIS IS THE GREATEST ACT OF FASCISM IN HISTORY

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  2. 8 hours ago

    Watching order coffee.

    ME: I’m just saying I find the Castle Bravo nuclear blast to be kinda, sorta erotic. STARBUCKS BARISTA: I mean, yeah
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  3. Feb 27

    Capitalism is a death spiral.

    Scare a marketer in 5 words or less
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  4. Feb 27

    BEHOLD THE FORBIDDEN STERILITE

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  5. Feb 25

    Shatner isn't perfect, but he's not the piece of shit his Twitter suggests he is. That piece of shit is Paul Camuso, an opportunist and grifter, seen here taking advantage of a 90-year-old man.

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  6. Feb 25

    There was a great thread once about someone working out who ran Shat's account, and it was some gamergate/redditor who was hired as a personal assistant. I wish I could find it again.

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  7. Feb 25

    Can we, once and for all, recognize that Shatner doesn't run this account? I love Bill Shatner, but he's NOT someone who'd use an interrobang.

    😱 Fatty milkers‽
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  8. Feb 22

    The Justice League recur is going to be in 4:3 aspect ratio. It will be available in black & white. Meaning it will be like watching it on a 1950s TV. Zack Snyder has gone completely insane and I am HERE FOR IT.

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  9. Feb 17

    Limbaugh was only 70? Meaning he was in his 40s in the 1990s when he first got famous? Man, he looked like shit. I mean, it's appropriate, since he was shit. I assume the line is forming to piss on his grave, and we should bring our own asparagus?

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  10. Feb 17

    The Five Faces of Doctor Who

    This promo shot of Crowded House looks like a Netflix series where you can ALMOST identify every actor in the cast
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  11. Feb 15

    Rolling blackouts in the Texas and the Midwest due to an aging, poorly-maintained for-profit power grid. If it happens in California, it will happen in the rest of the country sooner or later.

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  12. Retweeted
    Feb 12

    “Pretend it’s a City” is a good title but I feel like “A Canticle for Fran Leibowitz” is a missed opportunity.

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  13. Feb 15

    Uh, Dude, it's already the 10th.

    “I am no messanger. But I will give you a message. The message of death!”
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  14. Feb 14

    Appropriately, her name is Karen.

    My new rule on — I use my real name. If you don’t, I won’t respond to you.
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  15. Feb 14

    There's only one reason I can think of for a sign this specific.

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  16. Retweeted
    9 Dec 2020

    it is so satisfying to know that spock and leonard nimoy would probably be best friends and play the lute together or something but jim kirk would absolutely beat the shit out of william shatner in an applebee’s parking lot

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  17. Feb 12

    Sexhammer is announcing the opening of The Office of Sexhammer. Please follow this account for news and updates.

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  18. Retweeted
    Feb 1

    Oh I guess that ADD behavior is sometimes a defense against the scary onslaught of reality

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  19. Feb 12

    My dear sainted wife: "Is there something you want to watch tonight?" Me:

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  20. Retweeted
    17 Dec 2020

    the Thin Baja Blast Line represents our hard working Taco Bell workers who put their lives on the line every day serving us delicious gut-wrenching food, providing Baja Blast for the masses, and saying "no i do not know when potatoes are coming back" all for like $10/hour

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  21. Feb 12

    What is the meaning of life? – at In-N-Out Burger

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