The Seth Rogen-voiced "move to the back of the bus" announcements really capture what's wrong w Vancouver: 1. overcrowded, underfunded transit 2. obsession w global reputation that nevertheless lands at c-list. 3. astroturf attempt to engineer quirky fun 4. neoliberal hellscape
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You got me there. I'm a stand-at-the-front-and-pretend-I-didn't-hear-the-announcement kind of girl.
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No but really I am just trying to be funny in my own, as someone put it, "discount Aubrey Plaza" fashion. Everyone don't yell at me please


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I agree. Burn it all down
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I’m starting to believe everyone in Vancouver is funny. Isn’t like the entire
#Arrowverse from Vancouver. Solve your winter problem and I’m moving. -
Brother; Vancouver is one of the only places in Canada without 'winter problems'.
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Really. That’s awesome. Going to have to fly up and check it out. Exploratory mission.
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Heck yeah, mate! With our dollar being an abomination, its hella affordable too! @ me if you need any suggestions on where to go in van. It's a cool city if you know where to go!
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I just liked it better when a robot lady voice told me to move to the back
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Discount Aubrey Plaza is mad
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I get all my shoes and my glasses at the Aubrey Discount Plaza
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How are prices?
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Discounted one would imagine.
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That was so god damn funny it made my head hurt
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I love perpetuating neoliberal hellscapes by making room for new passengers
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It's what all the cool neolib kids are doing these days. It's the new War on Christmas!
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She seems fun.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Seth, you’ve truly mastered the art of Canadian trolling. So polite and yet still carries a sting. Love it.
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