Seth MacFarlaneVerified account

@SethMacFarlane i spend all day celebrating your body.

@SethMacFarlane Don't "celebrate your body" too much. You'll go blind.

@SethMacFarlane Celebrity: A way to outsource the celebration of one's body.

@SethMacFarlane I too celebrate my body, but the way it looks needs the kind of celebration seen in the last 20 minutes of The Wicker Man.

@SethMacFarlane What would Peter Griffin do?

@SethMacFarlane And 4 hrs tweeting about.

@SethMacFarlane Don't forget 4 hours of posting about it on social media.

.@SethMacFarlane WOW! I can rarely surpass 10 minutes of celebrating my body.

@SethMacFarlane why would you spend 2 hours working?! Seems like a waste of a good body.

@SethMacFarlane some people actually do that

@SethMacFarlane That might lead to chafing.

Yes. @SethMacFarlane and be sure to include time for #depilation *eye roll*

@SethMacFarlane I don't know man, outta that 6 and after 4, your 2 hrs. on the phone with your physician ...

@SethMacFarlane where's those sweet crossfit posts Seth

@SethMacFarlane and 4 hours a day working the phones for campaign donations (u r a congressman right?) #Election2016 #CampaignFinanceReform

@SethMacFarlane sounds about right

@SethMacFarlane show off