Officer: We've checked, and the Safeway you keep going on about wasn't even built until 1986. You've said the incident happened in 1982. Woman: (Keeps looking over at the Democrat committee staffers)
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Officer: Oh, and the first cell phone wasn't invented until several years after the alleged incident, and cost $5,000. Dr. Ford, did you have a $5,000 cell phone 4 years before it was invented? Woman: (Senator Hirono?)
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Officer: I can only conclude that Judge Kavanaugh should be investigated by the FBI for a seventh time. Woman (doubles down on baby girl voice, smiles at Sen. Hirono): Squee! Officer: Did you say Squi? Woman: Nevermind. I got what I wanted (checks Go Fund Me accounts).
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Woman (texting husband): Honey, I've looked at the Go Fund Me balances, and now we can have as many front doors in our house as we want! LADY JUSTICE: Catches the last train for the coast.
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OBJECTIVE MORAL VALUES (Calls out to LADY JUSTICE): Hey, wait for me! Don’t leave me here alone!
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@SamHarrisOrg: I have mitochondria. That’s all I need. Objective moral values come from mitochondria.@jordanbpeterson: No, that’s not right at all. We need all the wonderful things from religion while still denying their truth claims.@SamHarrisOrg: Well, RELIGION left, too.6 replies 217 retweets 901 likesShow this thread -
@jordanbpeterson: But without RELIGION, LADY JUSTICE and OBJECTIVE MORAL VALUES there’s nothing standing between us and HELL!@roddreher (smiles and rubs his hands together)6 replies 227 retweets 945 likesShow this thread -
Woman (calls husband): Honey, I’m headed to the airport. Husband: You can quit with that stupid voice now.
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Replying to @tgiovanetti
I enjoyed the majority of this thread but the Harris/Peterson bit kinda ruined it all
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Can you show me where Sam Harris has said anything against objective moral values? Quite the opposite. Also what do Harris and Peterson have to do with any of this? Bit of a tangent if you ask me
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