After years of being mocked for my flip phone, finally turning over a new leaf.pic.twitter.com/Ezc2gfChI1
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You keep rocking the RAZR with Cingular service and free nights and weekends!
And unlimited text. Hahahahahhabaa
Having an iPhone means you can't afford ACA w its private insurers. So NOW's the time to go #SinglePayer ! Support #MedicareForAll Now!
Omg, you are my Dad.
This is the best I've seen today, you gently led us in with a believable, even after all the jokes we've read, and then the punchline 





I know how hard it is to give up. Nothing beats that flip-&-"bring-me-aboard-Scotty" panache ;)
Very good one, Senator! 
Same here. -- Propose a DEAL: we get Merrick Gardner now, they get Gorsuch next vacancy. Or vice versa, but signed deal.
Complete mindless liberal #Stupidity gibberish. Dems really need to wake up #WiseUp and realize they're #Rejectedpic.twitter.com/gZqhEY0NDN
thanks for the laugh!
Dang it! I've been fooled again! I'll never learn. 
Darn it. You got me.
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ha!ha! i,m a flipper too
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