Be nice to the flight attendants if they tell you to turn your phone off. You don't have to call them names like you have in the past.
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@SenSchumer this has got to be one of the best things you've done for#WNY Still voting#RedWave on#November6th but thanks for getting me an easy way to see my friends in Boston -
2 of our good friends who live in Boston just had their second kids and I wasn’t looking forward to a winter drive there. Problem solved!
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I'm pretty excited about it. I hate driving over 4 hours and will avoid it when possible.
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Wow, what an accomplishment. Meanwhile your house is on fire.
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Don’t hurt your back from patting it so hard
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and if you act now, you'll get a starter pack of Sham Wow absolutely FREE ! Hurry, the first 1,000 passengers will also get a Ginsu knife for only $19.95 ! Wait, don't answer yet, because if you call in the next 5 minutes, we'll double the offer !
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OMG. You win the internet today!

thanks I needed that.
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Glad to hear you have accepted a management position at Jet Blue.
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So you have had nothing to say about the NYT story on Trump’s tax fraud. Why? A seriously criminal enterprise and you tweet about Jet Blue? This is why so many of us Dem voters think its time for new leadership.
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Because there isn’t any tax fraud and they don’t want more egg on their face before Mid Terms.
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Hey charles. Do you remember when Jimmy shaw stabbed you when you had that little girl turned blue from choking her, as you were raping her? It was 35 years ago in union Oregon... I remember. I was there.. I will testify. And have been ever since
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Really chuck? All you've got to rally the troops to vote dem is JetBlue new service? WTF CHUCK?
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yeah great work maybe for your next trick you can get joe Manchin to vote with democrats
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Really? Are we paying your salary to plug JetBlue?
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“Heeded” your call! I am sure they were quaking in their boots Chucky!!
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Who Cares .... how about you get the mob known as the Democratic Party to stop acting like Nazi's.....yeah thats right I said it....
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Wave your magic wand.
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