I cannot celebrate #WorldTurtleDay because it makes me think of McConnell and I don't want to think about McConnell! 
Happy #WorldTurtleDay! California’s Desert Tortoise can live for 50 to 100 yrs, probably thanks to its relaxed lifestyle – it moves at the thrilling speed of 0.2 MPH!https://www.nps.gov/jotr/learn/nature/tortoise.htm …
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That sounds a lot like Mitch McConnell .
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Sounds like most Democrats term in office...50 to 100 years moving like nowhere fast... where you going ... nowhere.pic.twitter.com/Xs7ZUtkWtq
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That is, by chance, the same speed at which the republicans are implementing the checks and balances! Way to celebrate the turtle
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Shhhh....don’t draw attention to the tortoises, tRump will pass a law allowing hunting and killing them.
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They don’t have to deal with Democrats
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Goes to show you can live a long life if you depend on others to keep you safe, fed, and always watching over you. Unless your working class. Then it is your money that goes to saving animals that can’t help it because they have been trained to be lazy
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Wow. Juvenile.
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