"Better parenting through regulation"?
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lets worry about this later
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How about you stop murdering children in Yemen on behalf of Saudia Arabia before trying to save us from gravity.
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I genuinely hope, Jack, regardless of your own moronic political position, that your child doesn't die when a top heavy unsecured piece of furniture that you had no reason to believe was unsafe falls on them and crushes their lungs. Because that's what this is about.
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Please, can someone in the government save me from (checks notes) furniture?!?
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You clearly haven’t lost a child ( checks notes)in a tragic accident
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As someone who got crushed by a large five drawer dresser as a young child, please Lord do something to make them more stable. I remember lying on the couch and thinking I was going to die I hurt so bad.
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Lord listened your prayers and sent Senator Blumenthal to regulate the evil furniture industry.
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