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  1. 16 hours ago

    Poem, by SemiSirius The border wall: An Adderall phallusy fallacy.

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  2. 12 Dec 2018

    When you've lost your Pecker, you've really lost.

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  3. 3 Oct 2018

    So Kavanaugh helps impeach Bill Clinton for lying about consensual sex. But we're supposed to forgive Kavanaugh's lying about underage drunkenness. Got it. Politics in America folks!

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  4. 3 Oct 2018
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  5. 9 Aug 2018

    . - let's make this the ! Support for 100% clean energy is hotter than ever, but we need your leadership to make it real. Our air quality, public health and climate depend upon your leadership for

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  6. Retweeted
    7 Aug 2018

    Wondering what else you can do to help stop climate change? Start the conversation in your community !

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  7. 3 May 2018

    One possible reason folks might not like immigrants: we already seem to have plenty of wretched refuse on our own teeming shores as it is!

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  8. 3 May 2018

    You're welcome, but now I can't change my password as you've asked!

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  9. 25 Mar 2018

    TONIGHT my mate & I are gonna watch 60 Minix and chill. You?

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  10. 6 Mar 2018

    The only part of the WH machine that's fine-tuned is the exhaust.

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  11. Retweeted

    Alexa, what the hell is 's deal? Hey Siri, what's taking so long? , I thought you delivered. Why won't you cut ties with the NRA? Join a nationwide, 24 hour boycott of all 3 companies Thur, March 1! DON'T SHOP, DON'T STREAM, DON'T SHIP!

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  12. 27 Feb 2018

    Trump bravely ran into a meeting unarmed with 's LaPierre to protect those poor attacked military weapons!

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  13. 11 Feb 2018
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  14. 10 Dec 2017

    So basically we're paying an old guy to yell at the TV. Most Americans have a relative like that and it costs zero.

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  15. 11 Nov 2017
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  16. 11 Nov 2017

    Yep, this pooch is definitely screwed!

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  17. 11 Nov 2017

    Can we have a play date?

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  18. 11 Nov 2017

    I know you're 15 but you have the body of a 12 year old.

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  19. 11 Nov 2017

    Let's blow this pop stand. THIS pop is REALLY standing!

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  20. 10 Sep 2017

    "See Mr. President? Florida is the part that looks like a big penis. And yes, some CAN get that big."

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