“During the civil war, I fled to Canada to eat chips & candy bars & blow their PM.” Leftists are fake Americans. Even in a funny hashtag before any hostilities, the best narrative the bugman can come up w/ is “I ran away & the new country is better than America anyway.” Nice.https://twitter.com/marmel/status/1014137963121336322 …
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Also: it’s a fictional James writing to a fictional Amy about getting to Canada. So they’re leaving the women to fight the war for them? I know it’s just a joke but c’mon man. Gonna be a quick civil war if this is the plan.
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He could have said anything: get as LARPy as you want. “My gender ambiguous battalion completely crushed the inbred hicks of Drumpf’s forces”, etc. It would be delusional & wrong, but a lot of ppl are doing it anyway. Get wild.
Instead he runs w/ “I’m a coward”. Awesome take
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