Selfish Jesus Bikes

@SelfishJBikes

Melbourne's CBD bike racks are for cyclists! Please preach in a more respectful medium (e.g. on the underside of a rock or in space where sound can't travel).

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined January 2016
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  1. Feb 22

    This little bike should be doing jumps & skids, not hogging a rack in Federation Square 🙄 (thx anonymous bystander for providing scale 📏)

    1 retweet 3 likes
  2. Feb 5

    🌈😀

    Replying to @SelfishJBikes
    tell him to replace the one out front of Melbourne Uni. Its B & W, and I can't follow a bland saviour...
    1 like
  3. Feb 4

    Stepping it up! Someone got a Paint-By-Numbers kit for Christmas (cnr Swanston & Bourke St) 😇😈

    2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
  4. 13 Dec 2016

    Shame didn't bother asking 'Barry' if he thought his selfish behaviour was un-Christian.

    2 retweets 2 likes
  5. 21 Aug 2016

    We thought he'd lost interest, but he's been busy gettin' his crazy on (Bourke St Mall)

    2 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
  6. 10 Mar 2016

    Jesus communication black out. Nicely done 😀 (cnr Swanston & A'Beckett)

    2 retweets 4 likes
  7. Retweeted
    8 Mar 2016

    Bike racks full on Swanson St

    1 retweet 1 like
  8. 4 Mar 2016

    A council notice appeared on the Federation Square Selfish Jesus Bike this morning. 👍🏻

  9. 4 Mar 2016

    The Spray Paint Super Hero struck again last night. We respect your canmanship. (ACMI, Flinders St)

    6 likes
  10. 2 Mar 2016

    He sure did. Nice editing Mystery Spray Can Person! (Federation Square)

    2 retweets 4 likes
  11. 19 Feb 2016

    Tyres deflated. 👍

  12. 13 Feb 2016

    Deflating the tyres of a may not banish them, but it sure feels heavenly (Federation Square/ACMI)

    1 retweet 1 like
  13. 3 Feb 2016

    Be careful. Bike racks seem to be the way to Jesus, want him or not.

    Staff at royal Melbourne hospital know the benefits of riding to work. They deserve better facilities!
    2 likes
  14. Retweeted
    25 Jan 2016

    Legit this shit pisses me off all the time

    Jesus died for our bike racks
    2 retweets 4 likes
  15. 3 Feb 2016

    If Jesus were alive today, he would point out that you spelled 'receive' incorrectly on your

    1 like
  16. 3 Feb 2016

    Why does every have to Spend Eternity locked to a much-needed bike rack?

    1 like
  17. 3 Feb 2016

    We praise your unselfish work Unknown Artist. Every sprayed makes 4 pandas smile (Collins St Novotel)

  18. 28 Jan 2016

    Whenever a is locked to a bike rack, a fairy and a polar bear dies (Corner Bourke & Swanston St)

    1 retweet
  19. 27 Jan 2016

    Corner Spencer and Little Collins St.

    1 reply 1 retweet
  20. 27 Jan 2016

    Corner A'Beckett and Swanston St.

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