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  1. 6. lokak. 2015

    Modern Seinfeld co-author has co-written a whole book! It's called "You Blew It," and it's out today!

    Kumoa
  2. 18. syysk. 2015

    George's GF wants a "no phones at dinner" rule. G: "We had a good thing going, Jerry! Now we're supposed to talk? That can only end badly!"

    Kumoa
  3. 27. elok. 2015

    After her fuck buddy texts her that she should come over to "watch Netflix," Elaine is pissed when he actually just wants to watch Netflix.

    Kumoa
  4. 28. heinäk. 2015

    Jerry refuses to go to a Cash Only diner. J:"They’ve seen the credit card! They know the credit card! It’s time to accept the credit card!"

    Kumoa
  5. 8. heinäk. 2015

    When George falls for a Twitter bot, Kramer claims he once Catfished himself. J:How’s that even possible? K:Oh I’m good Jerry. I’m real good

    Kumoa
  6. 17. kesäk. 2015

    Elaine’s autocorrect makes her look racist in front of her new boss. E:“Why would they even program that in?” J:“I’m sure they didn’t!"

    Kumoa
  7. 8. kesäk. 2015

    Kramer thinks the NSA is spying on him, so he goes "off the grid." Except he uses Jerry's phone, computer & email. "You're just on MY grid!"

    Kumoa
  8. 5. toukok. 2015

    When the WiFi George usually steals suddenly has a password, he becomes addicted to trying to “hack” in. J:“Just get your own!” G:“NEVER!"

    Kumoa
  9. 15. huhtik. 2015

    Jerry meets an amazing woman on JDate but when he begins to suspect she's faking her Judaism, Kramer volunteers to investigate.

    Kumoa
  10. 31. maalisk. 2015

    George refuses to listen to his GF's voicemails, gets dumped. “It’s 2015! Send a text! I don’t want to hear your voice if I don’t have to!”

    Kumoa
  11. 16. maalisk. 2015

    Elaine has no idea what her BF does for a living and it’s now too late to ask. E:“Teacher, I think. Or a doctor? Wait Is ‘computers' a job?"

    Kumoa
  12. 6. maalisk. 2015

    When Jerry dumps a woman who works for Time Warner Cable, his Internet stops working. She won’t get it fixed unless he takes her out again.

    Kumoa
  13. 27. helmik. 2015

    George goes to war with an evil barista who writes embarrassing things on George's cup instead of his name.

    Kumoa
  14. 15. helmik. 2015

    George refuses to date a woman when he sees her on 2 different dating apps. G:”It’s too desperate.” J:”How’d you find out?” G:”I’m on both."

    Kumoa
  15. 10. helmik. 2015

    Jerry's GF texts in the movies but acts like it's okay because she sits in the last row. GF:Who am I bothering?! J:Me! You're bothering me!

    Kumoa
  16. 1. helmik. 2015

    Jerry takes a date to Tim Whatley's Super Bowl party. She dumps Jerry when he cries at a commercial."What? The dog really loved that horse!"

    Kumoa
  17. 29. tammik. 2015

    A woman accuses George of harrassing her by DM-ing her. G:"I was being friendly!" E:"Oh please.There's no such thing as a 'friendly' DM."

    Kumoa
  18. 26. tammik. 2015

    After Elaine's BF logs into his email on her computer, she makes the mistake of searching her name & seeing everything he's said about her.

    Kumoa
  19. 11. tammik. 2015

    Kramer pitches an insane ad to McDonald’s. “Sure everyone loves your burgers but what if you made it seem like your burgers loved everyone?"

    Kumoa
  20. 7. tammik. 2015

    George rejects a Tinder girl when all her photos feature multiple girls. E:”What if she’s the pretty one?” G:“How naive can you be, Elaine?"

    Kumoa

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