Modern Seinfeld

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What if Seinfeld were still on the air? (Tweets by and .)

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Joined December 2012

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  1. 6 Oct 2015

    Modern Seinfeld co-author has co-written a whole book! It's called "You Blew It," and it's out today!

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  2. 18 Sep 2015

    George's GF wants a "no phones at dinner" rule. G: "We had a good thing going, Jerry! Now we're supposed to talk? That can only end badly!"

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  3. 27 Aug 2015

    After her fuck buddy texts her that she should come over to "watch Netflix," Elaine is pissed when he actually just wants to watch Netflix.

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  4. 28 Jul 2015

    Jerry refuses to go to a Cash Only diner. J:"They’ve seen the credit card! They know the credit card! It’s time to accept the credit card!"

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  5. 8 Jul 2015

    When George falls for a Twitter bot, Kramer claims he once Catfished himself. J:How’s that even possible? K:Oh I’m good Jerry. I’m real good

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  6. 17 Jun 2015

    Elaine’s autocorrect makes her look racist in front of her new boss. E:“Why would they even program that in?” J:“I’m sure they didn’t!"

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  7. 8 Jun 2015

    Kramer thinks the NSA is spying on him, so he goes "off the grid." Except he uses Jerry's phone, computer & email. "You're just on MY grid!"

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  8. 5 May 2015

    When the WiFi George usually steals suddenly has a password, he becomes addicted to trying to “hack” in. J:“Just get your own!” G:“NEVER!"

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  9. 15 Apr 2015

    Jerry meets an amazing woman on JDate but when he begins to suspect she's faking her Judaism, Kramer volunteers to investigate.

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  10. 31 Mar 2015

    George refuses to listen to his GF's voicemails, gets dumped. “It’s 2015! Send a text! I don’t want to hear your voice if I don’t have to!”

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  11. 16 Mar 2015

    Elaine has no idea what her BF does for a living and it’s now too late to ask. E:“Teacher, I think. Or a doctor? Wait Is ‘computers' a job?"

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  12. 6 Mar 2015

    When Jerry dumps a woman who works for Time Warner Cable, his Internet stops working. She won’t get it fixed unless he takes her out again.

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  13. 27 Feb 2015

    George goes to war with an evil barista who writes embarrassing things on George's cup instead of his name.

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  14. 15 Feb 2015

    George refuses to date a woman when he sees her on 2 different dating apps. G:”It’s too desperate.” J:”How’d you find out?” G:”I’m on both."

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  15. 10 Feb 2015

    Jerry's GF texts in the movies but acts like it's okay because she sits in the last row. GF:Who am I bothering?! J:Me! You're bothering me!

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  16. 1 Feb 2015

    Jerry takes a date to Tim Whatley's Super Bowl party. She dumps Jerry when he cries at a commercial."What? The dog really loved that horse!"

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  17. 29 Jan 2015

    A woman accuses George of harrassing her by DM-ing her. G:"I was being friendly!" E:"Oh please.There's no such thing as a 'friendly' DM."

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  18. 26 Jan 2015

    After Elaine's BF logs into his email on her computer, she makes the mistake of searching her name & seeing everything he's said about her.

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  19. 11 Jan 2015

    Kramer pitches an insane ad to McDonald’s. “Sure everyone loves your burgers but what if you made it seem like your burgers loved everyone?"

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  20. 7 Jan 2015

    George rejects a Tinder girl when all her photos feature multiple girls. E:”What if she’s the pretty one?” G:“How naive can you be, Elaine?"

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