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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 Nov 2019
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    An HD version of this design is now available on stickers, t-shirts, mugs, totes & like sixty other things on Redbubble: Kick a little beer money my way AND annoy the hell out of your racist uncle at Thanksgiving!

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  2. 26 seconds ago

    not any more he's not, lol

    “captain marvel is cocky” OKAY AND TONY STARK ISNT???
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  3. 44 seconds ago

    ugh, it's forecast to get down to minus five tonight i think tonight's the 1st night i keep the electric blanket running on low all night instead of just using it to pre-heat the bed

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    7 hours ago

    Because you want to see a man save a baby marmoset and return them back to their mommy.

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  5. Retweeted
    Feb 8

    the pics i take the pics they of people take of me

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    22 hours ago

    if they made this news chyron about me I would simply walk into the ocean

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  7. 3 hours ago

    good for her

    surprise 🤭 this week FRIDAY turns 10 AND has gone GOLD 📀💫 been cooking up a very special remix featuring some iconic people...........it drops on the 10 year anniversary TOMORROW NIGHT @ MIDNIGHT 📀💫
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    3 hours ago

    Why The FUCK?!? 😂😂😂

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  9. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    Like clockwork

    An I newspaper story about a 25-year-old research assistant and how he manages his money to live off £1600 a month
    Bart Simpson's class mates looking at him expectantly.
    "I’m in very fortunate position that I am able to live with my parents without bills or rent whilst I save for a flat. If I wasn’t living at home it would take me more than double the amount of time to save for a place of my own. It would also mean that I would have to rent again which was very costly at university."
    Bart's classmates throwing up their arms in rapture, while he looks down at his desk sadly.
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    3 hours ago

    If you’re just tuning in, here’s a summary of the Impeachment Trial.

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    3 hours ago

    I think what we’ve learned the last few years is that law schools are a scam

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    It's a pretty cool system that Justice is supposed to be blind, but in the trial of the most powerful person in the USA ,the whole thing entirely comes down to how many pals he has on the jury, many of whom have openly declared their intentions before the trial even started

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    4 hours ago

    We're dangerously close to "Webster's defines a 'crime' as..." territory.

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    4 hours ago

    I wasn't going to watch this impeachment trial but Trump's lawyer making the case that actually senators should be corrupt because then people can "see themselves in the senators" and like okay this is basically hilarious

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  16. 4 hours ago

    i think putting together that video package & showing it to America & the world is an extremely smart move like, go ahead Republicans; try to sweep this clear attack under the rug, history is watching

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    11 hours ago

    Seen people kind of revel in any corona bad news like somehow that is a win cos the tories look bad. But for this one specific thing I do not give a shit if they look good. Sorry I’d like a pint & to see my mum more than the tories potentially being knocked off of 40% for a week

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    4 hours ago

    The lesser-known "Pobody's Nerfect" defense.

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    "Everyone makes mistakes. Everyone is entitled to a mulligan." An actual US senator () actually said this while defending an actual incitement of insurrection. Really. For real. In real life.
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  19. Retweeted
    Feb 8

    Being asked to show the bare minimum of regard for the lives of other human beings is not, in fact, censorship. Censorship is when speaking your truth gets you death threats.

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    5 hours ago

    “President Trump may not have known a lot about the framers but they knew a lot about him.”

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    Feb 8

    Tom Brady the GOAT? Some of y'all forgot

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