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@SeanUrban

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  1. Retweeted
    30 Oct 2019

    Strap the fuck in this Friday night at 8pmET for our exclusive interview with the great genius and elusive presidential candidate, . This is not a drill. Tune in here > This tweet will self-destruct in 3-2-1...

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  2. Jun 23

    If you cross the street with your nose in your phone we need to make a last longer bet.

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  3. Jun 23

    5 road wins for the , crazy

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  4. Jun 20

    Everybody who didn’t get this proves my point

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  5. Jun 20

    Karma is a bitch And so is cultural appropriation.

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  6. Jun 19

    I tried to hedberg an escalator and security stopped me. “I think that kinda messes it up.” No way. That would be a big flaw.

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  7. Jun 19

    Me: I’d like a medium #3 meal. : we’re all out of medium cups. Me(triggered): how does this impact my medium fries? Her: you can still get medium fries. Me: in that case whatever works. ftw

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  8. Jun 19

    But all nyc republicans are masochist too

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  9. Jun 18

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  10. Jun 18

    What’s this crowd doing outside Safeco plaza? Wrong answers only

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  11. Jun 16

    you could minbet the nuts or you could try doing something with your life. ever think about that?

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  12. Jun 13

    (…After introducing JFK to the lady and her kid first.) 🤦‍♂️

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  13. Jun 13

    Cashier at didn’t think my half dollar was real and i didn’t feel like proving it so I turned around and asked the line if they’d ever seen a half dollar before. One guy said yes (one lady said no?!) so I said “you can give it to that guy!” and left.

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  14. Jun 2

    We just hit the over in the 2nd inning .

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  15. Jun 1

    everyone ripping on for this doesn't realize the immense problem we'd have if 100,000,000 people accidentally showed up for work yesterday.

    Enjoy the long weekend.
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  16. May 29

    Yermin 0 for 6 in a double header

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  17. May 29

    Haseong Kim, Kyle 0 for 6.

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  18. May 24

    What’s happening here is not “new facts we must acknowledge.” Nothing changed except the censors.

    Some of the stealth edits that Vox made to its article debunking "conspiracy theories" that Covid-19 originated in a lab leak between its original publication in March 2020 and now.
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  19. May 22

    did you know that synching your to will only succeed in crashing your outlook and then when you clean out your outlook it will delete those same emails from gmail as well? for no reason.

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  20. May 17

    They must be fans

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