Sean LoweOvjeren akaunt

@SeanLowe09

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Dallas, TX
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2012.

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  1. I’ve come to the conclusion that these kids can’t be mine. Not a single one of them is athletic, charming, or remotely funny. Until Maury tells me otherwise, I am not the father.

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  2. 7 years ago, my season of The Bachelor was airing. Surreal time- felt like I couldn’t go anywhere without girls screaming and asking for pictures. 7 years later, I’m wandering the mall asking people if they want to take a picture with the 2013 Bachelor. Life comes at you fast.

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  3. 4. velj

    Some of you have asked why I’m not watching the Bachelor. I’m not watching because I spend my nights feeding, bathing, changing, wiping and chasing these little creatures in my house. And The Bachelor is responsible for all of it so I’m kinda mad at them too.

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  4. 3. velj

    Every once in a while I’ll get the affirmation I desperately crave from my wife, from a tabloid magazine. Guess some people like “my little jokes” after all, Catherine.

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  5. 31. sij

    I made a joke tonight, as I often do, and Catherine responded by telling me I was dumb. To which I responded, “At least I’m not a washed up reality TV personality.” Got her.

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  6. 29. sij

    Haven’t been watching Bachelor but I’ve seen some criticism towards Pilot Pete here on Twitter. Y’all need to chill. What you don’t realize is how serious this is for him. Just one wrong step and he could wind up married with 3 kids. Think we can all agree no one deserves that.

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    This is a tough one for me! and I go back and forth on our favorite Natural Fruit Spread flavor all the time! Which would receive your final rose?

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  8. 28. sij

    Tried some new material on Samuel today. I asked him, “If a baby goat tells a joke, is he kidding?” He must have his mom’s sense of humor because he gave me nothing.

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  9. 27. sij

    Samuel just walked face first into a very clean sliding glass door. He’s fine, just embarrassed. But I hope he feels comforted knowing it was absolutely hilarious to witness.

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  10. 22. sij

    Woke up today to, “Daddy I went peepee by myself but some of it is on the floor.” Parenting is the gift that keeps on giving.

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  11. 17. sij

    She had me at ice cream.

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  12. 16. sij

    My kid just asked me if chicken comes from chickens.

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  13. 14. sij

    My dad sent me this picture. He said he went to my grandpa’s house and my grandpa was wearing my old high school football jersey. Papa told him he wears it because it makes him feel close to me. He’s 94, WWII Vet, he loves God and his family, and coolest guy I know.

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  14. 13. sij

    Toughest day for a parent is the day you sit your kids down and explain to them that they’re the byproduct of a reality TV show.

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  15. 10. sij

    I’d like to take a page from Prince Harry’s playbook and resign from my family responsibilities.

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  16. 9. sij

    I’m starting a Bachelor podcast and we will only talk about why no one eats the food on The Bachelor.

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  17. 8. sij

    Probably not the best Bachelor ever, but definitely the luckiest.

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  18. 6. sij

    With all the breastfeeding, Catherine told me she feels like a cow. I said, “But you’re a cute cow.” Wanted it back as soon as I said it.

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  19. 6. sij

    It’s true what they say, you don’t know what real love is until you’ve looked into the eyes of your third child.

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  20. 6. sij

    Want to take a moment to wish all the girls on the new season of The Bachelor good luck on their new social media careers!

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