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The first guy to ever use a gas powered chainsaw must have been a real nut.
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Rinne Sean McGrath Atweetáil
"How dare they presume they could give me an honour? I'm much better than them, they're fucking idiots" The ever majestic Robert Smith gives both barrels to the honours system
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It's a Beyond Taco but no one will care if you use the wrong name.
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Have you heard of this Impossible Taco
@DelTaco? Wild stuff. 100 percent plant based. In retaliation Taco Bell is is promising to release a taco made with meat. Please hire me to write jokes for your late night talk show. A version of this joke can be used multiple times.Taispeáin an snáithe seoGo raibh maith agat. Bainfidh Twitter úsáid as seo chun d'amlíne a fheabhsú. CealaighCealaigh -
I wonder which unlikeable creep is going to end up winning on
#GameOfThrones
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Have you heard of this Impossible Whopper
@BurgerKing? Wild stuff. 100 percent plant based. In retaliation McDonalds is promising to release a burger made with meat. Please hire me to write jokes for your late night talk show. Thank you.Go raibh maith agat. Bainfidh Twitter úsáid as seo chun d'amlíne a fheabhsú. CealaighCealaigh -
This is the creepiest shit I've ever read.https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/1119631137658363907 …
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Rinne Sean McGrath Atweetáil
Be merciless with pens. If they don’t work, get rid of them immediately. Don’t give them second and third chances. Don’t put them back in the pen drawer.
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This one's for all the bananas, kids. Sink or swim. Lots of important people watching on this one, so don't screw up.https://twitter.com/AlienAnthology/status/1117812394628190209 …
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If there was anything in that building that would probably be ok to burn it's the PT Barnum level sideshow relics that give up the game completely.
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In my experience when people use the term "dad jokes" what they mean is "jokes".
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"Partying Is Such Sweet Sorrow". If any thrash bands want this title dm me.
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There's an episode of Star Trek where they basically prove the Greek gods were aliens and no one ever mentions it again.
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That's not really Jesus's crown of thorns in there. It's a fake. Like the Fiji Mermaid.
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I don't want to diminish the Notre Dame thing, and I'm truly glad that the damage wasn't worse, but people are extremely happy they saved the relics. Those things are uh, fake.
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I have lots of questions about this, but mainly why is there one guy who looks like Paul F Tompkins and another guy who looks like Spy vs Spy?pic.twitter.com/fkQE0PldyP
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One of the things I wasn't expecting about my 40s is how people I was friends with in high school would start dying.
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Or what a political science degree is.
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Or what a fucking average is.
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Tá moill ar an lódáil, is cosúil.
Tá Twitter ag cur thar maoil le gníomhaíocht nó tá fadhb eile ann. Bain triail eile as nó tabhair cuairt ar Stádas Twitter chun tuilleadh eolais a fháil.