Jensen

@SeaFang15

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2018.

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    6. velj

    nobody in Spira has an ass but all of 'em wanna wear booty shorts wtf

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    4. velj

    Henry Cavill might be an adonis but what you don’t realise is that he probably has hands like sandpaper, you don’t want that caressing your nipples or scrotum. No, what you need is someone who’s never seen the inside of the gym or done a hard days work in their life. Call me

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    Dear Ms Mantis, My husband just spent 10,000$ to dress up as a character from Naruto. I want to encourage his passions but now we can't pay rent. What should I do? -AnimeWife Dear Anime, [NARUTO] [RUN] [AT] [HIM] [THEN] [EAT] [HIM] [WITH] [RAMEN] -M A N T I S

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    29. sij

    Yeah, making your way through a labyrinth and slaying a minotaur is hard, but have you ever tried to make new friends as a grown ass adult

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    Maybe you’ve seen on Disney+, which is a true story about musher Leonard Seppala and his lead dog, who crossed incredibly tough terrain to carry medicine to Nome and prevent an epidemic. It’s an important story—and it made me realize I haven’t talked much about lead dogs.

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    27. sij

    HER NAME IS BRAMBLE AND HERE SHE HIDE UNDER CHAIR, IS WARM INSIDE AND SO SHE SLEEP WITHOUT ONE PEEP BUT THE TAIL IS FREE IT REVEAL BABY

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    27. sij

    MONDAY. Let's collectively agree that today is We Are Not At Our Best Day, a day where we're all showing up but sleepily phoning it in, a day where we're less "getting it done" and more "wincing and shrugging a lot." GO FORTH AND GIVE THE WORLD'S OKAYEST PERFORMANCE, FRANDOS

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  8. 27. sij

    I am cursed. After well over 300hrs between 3 different profiles, I finally found my first shiny in pokemon Shield... a shiny wobbuffet 🤦🏼‍♀️

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    27. sij

    I was so embarrassed at the bar tonight I greeted some Millennials in the traditional fashion of "hail, Children of the Crow God" and they just rolled their eyes at me turns out no one's said that for months turns out "Blessings of the Carrion King" is the hot shit now

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    25. sij

    We’ve introduced Wellness Geese to campus to help students de-stress during the exam period.

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    thinking about that lesbian legend in dai who went on a date with an apostate in the middle of the war

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    24. sij

    what if i took a three- to four-week depression nap??? ;) jk... unless?????

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    23. sij

    A non-zero number of you apparently did not know that The Last Unicorn was a book before it was a movie. It is by Peter S. Beagle. It is made of spun glass and fairytales and iron knives and there are individual lines that I would give my lungs to have written.

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    23. sij

    Women’s magazines keep bombarding me with tutorials on how to straighten my hair so I can “make men fall in love”; yet I can’t find *one single tutorial* on how to turn my hair into snakes so I can petrify all flirty men and have the time and headspace to finish my novel.

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    22. sij

    If you get rejected from a game dev job— I can not recommend this enough— thank them, then respectfully and kindly let them know you’re still interested in working for them (if you are) & ask how you can improve or have a better chance next time you apply. This helps SO MUCH.

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    Imagine not having compassion. Imagine being surrounded by people and not being awed by the fact that each of them has an interior life as rich and complex as your own. Imagine thinking their lives and actions are unimportant or empty. How lonely that must be.

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    18. sij

    PLEASE DONATE & SHARE: As some of you know, I provide free doula services to families, many of whom are dealing with poverty, housing insecurity, abuse & more. I’m starting a campaign for a crisis fund to raise $5k to help these families when crises emerge

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    21. sij

    TUESDAY. We are specks of primal stardust trapped in a suspension of blood and wrapped in human ham. We are a species who invented calculus and who still laughs at farts. We are a contrary conundrum, beautiful and weird and crass. SO GET OUT THERE AND HAVE A GREAT DAY, STAR PIG.

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    20. sij

    Folks, please don’t respond to the Jellicle Name Generator meme going around. I know it doesn’t seem like much, but the people I chase can do a ton with just the first letter of your last name and your day of birth, even if they don’t have more info.

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