Taliban fighter becomes disillusioned with the regime because he now has a 9-5 e-mail job and traffic sucks lmao
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I feel like we’re going to see a lot of this horseshit in the coming months this year since both liberal and conservative media clearly would prefer a DeSantis primary win to Trump.
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could the NYT come up with a more DeSantis-friendly headline and framing?
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Dude what the fuck
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How the fuck else would it work
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Oddly enough I’ve never seen a cop do anything like this to stop a mass shooter
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This is the moment Brandon Tsay averted another tragedy and saved countless lives by disarming the gunman who had just killed 11 people in Monterey Park before going to Lai Lai Ballroom & Studio. nyti.ms/3kGR8SX
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Did you know that wage theft amounts to as much as $50 billion every year stolen from workers, while all the robberies in the U.S. put together add up to under $500 million, just 1% of the wage theft total.
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A Denver woman has won what may be the largest individual wage theft case in U.S. history.
Aleta Ayo, a caregiver to people with mental illness, had her wages stolen for seven years. A court is forcing her employer to award her up to $762,000 in back wages and penalties.
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When they go back in and realize the whole incident was caught on camera.
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WARNING: GRAPHIC ⚠️ Police in North Carolina shot a disabled man who was unarmed and complying with their orders.
A SWAT team woke Jason Harley Kloepfer up and told him to get outside, then they shot him as soon as he opened the door.
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Two Marines defeated the AI detection system of a military robot by... hiding in a cardboard box and walking right up to it. twitter.com/shashj/status/…
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Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (2008)
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every time someone posts like “wow it’s crazy how realistic AI art is getting, can you believe these aren’t photos of real people” this is all i see
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Robert Blake making the mistake of going at Orson Welles, then getting absolutely bodied
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They should just start preemptively arresting anyone on the Forbes 30 Under 30.
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Maybe it's just my weird corner of the internet but it does feel like this guy has become more of a meme already than anything new from the last five Marvel movies
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That video of a man spraying a homeless person with a hose is one of the most disturbing things I've seen. When we dehumanize the homeless for their poverty we not only create the conditions for them to be hurt, we also equate human-ness with wealth, which is immensely dangerous.
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I obtained surveillance footage of the self-driving Tesla that abruptly stopped on the Bay Bridge, resulting in an eight-vehicle crash that injured 9 people including a 2 yr old child just hours after Musk announced the self-driving feature.
Full story: theintercept.com/2023/01/10/tes
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Elon Musk and his family seem particularly sensitive about shaping the narrative about their history lately, especially around the emerald mine. They act like they’ve never heard of it before, even though he bragged to Forbes about it in 2014.
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"Research shows it costs taxpayers $31,065 a year to criminalize a single person experiencing homelessness while the yearly cost for providing supportive housing is $10,051."
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These girls are dead because the cops decided it was worth risking their lives over a property crime
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Cop escalated car chase in Baton Rouge yesterday, blew through a red light, cop slammed into a third party car, killing 2 teenage girls, critically injuring brother of 1 of the girls. Cops then blamed it on the man whom they were chasing which is routine. wbrz.com/news/driver-le
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Police are literal gangs. You can’t get this amount of police to show up to a school shooting.
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#BREAKING: Riverside County Sheriff’s deputy shot to death In California, massive police chase with the suspect underway on the 15 Freeway. There are reports of shots fired. #BreakingNews
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Greta Thunberg: Andrew Tate, your momma is so fat, that, when she steps on the scale it shows her phone number 😛
Young Adult Fiction Author: No. No! I’m sorry Greta, but body shaming is NEVER ok. You can do SO much better than this (gif of ABC original show)
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china is unveiling hydrogen trains while in america some asshole is trying to sell you an electric car that explodes
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The world’s first hydrogen-powered city train indigenously developed by China rolled off the production line in Chengdu of Sichuan Province on Wednesday. The zero-carbon train, with a maximum speed of 160 km/h, can run 600 km on one fueling.
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A Texas jail volunteered to let Comedy Central comedian Jeff Ross roast its inmates. It encouraged inmates to participate. Texas then used the footage to sentence my client, Gabriel Hall, to death.
We’re asking #SCOTUS to review the constitutionality of Mr. Hall’s sentence.
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viral tweets of stranded Southwest customers lashing out and Southwest employees crying had me thinking about how much of our system is set up to shield corporate execs while creating mutual antagonism between “customers” and workers. So I wrote about it
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After months in Ukraine training soldiers, Ret Col Andrew Milburn of mercenary firm gets sauced on camera & spills the beans:
Ukraine is a "corrupt, fucked-up society" run by "fucked-up people"
Ukrainian soldiers "kill dudes who surrendered," commit "atrocities"
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This interaction from an Amazon delivery driver is making the rounds on the r/Antiwork subreddit, whose moderators vet the authenticity of posts.
One of the highest-engagement posts this year on one of the highest-engagement subreddits.
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My brother mentioned this but "Sopranos doesn't count 😏" is very silly because Sopranos demonstrates a super real and relevant thing, that simply going to therapy doesn't make you a better person and often just teaches you to compartmentalize and justify your bullshit
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Say what you want about Truth Social, they know their audience.
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What I hate about AI art more than anything is that it is intended to transfer creative power from the artist to the consumer.
The whole point of art, to me at least, is to experience something someone else has made. To see their point of view, their interests.
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Most played: Animal Crossing™: New Horizons
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In like 50 - 60 years, there’s going to be a wave of unmarried senile men in nursing homes that will tell you about their beautiful wife and children and farm and it’s actually just the fragments of their mind remembering these kind of pictures
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This is 50 times worse than shoplifting from the Apple store but it doesn’t produce the kind of footage that goes viral so you have to constantly remind people that it’s happening.
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to save some nickels Hertz mindlessly reported 1000s of cars stolen a year and got dozens of people arrested and jailed. Their punishment is to settle a lawsuit, none of the Hertz execs responsible for ruining lives and getting people kidnapped and caged will see a day in prison twitter.com/nytimes/status…
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