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Steve
@ScubaSteve1219
Three-time Emmy Award nominee || Former Marlboro Man || Ready for bed
Metro Detroit areaJoined December 2008
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The only celebrity couple I truly care about is thriving.
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EXCLUSIVE: Tom Cruise & Christopher McQuarrie Plotting New Musical, Action Thriller & More Les Grossman While Speed Flying Through ‘Mission: Impossible 8’ deadline.com/2022/08/tom-cr
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Breaking News: David McCullough, the best-selling author and documentary narrator with a gift for exploring America’s past, has died at age 89. nyti.ms/3vQfnAR
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Stay on your toes, the penultimate episode of #BetterCallSaul premieres tomorrow.
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My beliefs are simple: let women drink coffee and look at a laptop for $120k. Let men ride around on a golf cart all day for $75k. Maybe non binary people can be DJs. And let all children work in a big Honda factory, building beautiful CRVs for their community
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hey dude I've been thinking about you the normal amount
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it sucks that Amazon .com isnt a site for looking at tall ladies
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When somebody orders fajitas and them shits come out sizzlin
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that said who wants to date
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Twitter is not a “dating site” bro, this is a psych ward
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I know exactly who Pete Davidson should date next.
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Non cat meme of the day
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“Restore the Snyderverse” is so funny. It’s two-and-a-half movies. It’s neck and neck with Mama Mia.
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Doctor holding my x-ray: “it’s just as we feared…”
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me after i haven’t eaten in 3 hours
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You know your joke is a banger when audience members start doing sieg heils
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Ted Cruz auditioning to open for @timheidecker in Dallas tonight
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i literally cannot fucking believe this exists and is happening. these people are sick in the head. twitter.com/misstessowen/s
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Just vaccinate me for everything. Put me on one of those industrial conveyer belts and load me up.
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im in the taco bell drive thru like “yes chef” “thank u chef”
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choking on your own spit is so humiliating bc like. people go "oh my god are you okay???" and you have to be like "yeah i just fucked up being alive real bad for a second there"
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what if we kissed in front of the jreature
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Tough
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BOB!!!! YOUR INSTAGRAM FOLLOWING IS PUBLIC!!!!!! BOB!!!!!!
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