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@ScribeUndead

It's ya boy Poe. Reader. Writer. Wannabe Michael Jackson Impersonator. Pronouns are he!/heee! Jamonkin. Follow me on my Backup Acct at

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Joined January 2017

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 May 2018

    Today, I will be talking about a comic that I honestly wish had never come into existence. This comic was so bad that it ruined a character who was actually somewhat enjoyable before. I'm talking about America.

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    14 hours ago

    Looking at these tweets surrounding this R. Kelly nonsense, I can see why many of y'all (Black Men & Women) are so dysfunctional in adulthood. Y'all parents made some major missteps & you never course corrected or learned better.

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  3. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    My father & grandma didn't play ANY games when it came to knowing who I was associating with. Probably why they supported me doing band for like 8 years, participating in track & field, etc.....those activities kept me out of major trouble.

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    14 hours ago

    Thank you for saying this. I didn't even have a desire to date at all during my teens. I was too busy playing video games, watching anime & eventually getting ready to join the military. My dad & grandma didn't want any boys that weren't fam NEAR our house, let alone IN it.

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    15 hours ago
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    Me and my friends lost our virginity at 17 or 18. Boys weren’t even allowed over up until tht point & even then they had to sit in the fkn living room. I’m trying to figure how these girl was out abt all times of the night w/ whole fkn ADULT MEN. LIKE WHAT?!

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    15 hours ago

    Sis was loud and PROUD 😭 idk what y’all did in HS but I was being a typical teen, talkin to immature boys MY AGE. nvr once did I have the desire to date a 27yr old nigga whn I was 16. I’m not even sure I was fully developed 😭 WHERE WAS YALLS FKN PARENTS?

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    20 hours ago

    Soon, the 1st black, Jewish, small person, transsexual, vegan, left handed politician will be elected, "history will be made" as they push progress through identity & , meanwhile wars will continue unabated & the economy still be rigged against us.

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  8. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    Stop fawning over politicians and being loyal supporters of elected officials; government is not a reality show or a soap opera, it requires keeping people in power in check not fans acting like teeny-boppers.

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    No one thinks this is scandalous. Dance away (was actually pretty good). What is scandalous is increasing income taxes to 70%. It’s wholly unethical for anyone to work a majority of the year just to give their money to the government. Dancing’s great, but ideas matter more.

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    Actually, the GOP doesn't care. One twitter user whose account has since been deleted cared; people across the political spectrum made fun of him.

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    According to 3 different police officers, I don't beat my son enough. Which sounds hilarious, especially since they were giving me advice like "pop him in the mouth" n such lol, but my mum was abusive and nearly killed me a couple times in my childhood so I'm wary about it.

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  12. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    Women wear the hijab because they “choose” to, but women in the West go on diets because they are “told” to. There’s nothing a progressive loves more than pretending to be helpless, while insisting everyone else is strong.

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    17 hours ago

    Maybe it's because the serious one is also unlikeable and the fun one is also unserious. 🤯

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    13 hours ago

    Elizabeth Warren's husband patted her butt very loudly on her livestream 😂😂😂 MISOGYNY.

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    14 hours ago

    Can you hate the world enough to change it, and yet love it enough to think it worth changing?

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    17 hours ago
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    Here we go again. They count Candy Crush players as gamers. My take on this kind of lazy, misleading analysis.

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  19. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    I think the one reason why so many nerds despise virtue signaling is because it feels like lying. It's posturing. Perhaps virtue posturing is a better description.

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  20. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    *Harry Potter, desperately running through corridors*: Ron, help, where's the shitter? *Ron, a serene look upon his face*: Oh Harry, where you're going, you don't need toilets

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    15 hours ago

    this means that muggleborns had to get used to people shitting all over the ground and would have to start doing it themselves after learning to use toilets

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