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The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. #Resist
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In today’s edition of “The Narcissistic Clown Speaks”, dummy is taking credit for Meta’s share price going up.
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📌Judge Jennifer Dorow is running for the Wisconsin Supreme Court, who believes drug dealers should be held to account. 📌Good, because her adult son is a drug dealer who is being investigated for selling fentanyl-laced Percocet that killed an 18-yr-old.
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Her: That’s like comparing apples & oranges. Me: They’re both fruit. They both have seeds inside. They’re both basically round. Both names begin & end with a vowel. In fact, end with the same vowel… Her: This is why people don’t like you.
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This, hands down, the funniest event in the history of Twitter. What an idiot.
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Replying to @highprogressive
genuinely hilarious that he spent 44 billion dollars on a company, but still needs to run a middle schooler's idea of an experiment to figure out how the company's algorithm works because he fired anyone who could have possibly explained it to him
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📌The orange old man with the yellow, furry animal on top of his head (pictured) once asked, “If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” 📌He then proceeded to do just that MORE THAN 400 TIMES in his deposition for fraud with NY AG Letitia James. #LockHimUp
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📌This is a tremendous thread by about the importance of the looming Wisconsin Supreme Court Election. No matter where you are in this country it affects YOU. Give it a read, and if you can, help us out up here. For now, please know we’re giving it hell. 👊🏼🇺🇸
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MIDNIGHT DEADLINE: help @WisDems win “the most important election nobody’s ever heard of” (Politico): Wisconsin’s April 4 state Supreme Court race. Read the top 5 reasons why it’s “colossal” (NYTimes) & chip in so we can #flipthecourt! wisdems.org/wisupremecourt
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Calling Jeff Goldblum… Someone needs a warning.
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A billion-dollar startup that's already working on reviving the wooly mammoths has just announced plans to bring the dodo back to life. trib.al/STEM6Jw
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Well, golly, I recall Donny saying he misspoke. So now he’s saying he didn’t misspeak and meant what he said? His brain is mush.
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📌Today the GOP frontrunner in the '24 presidential election said he trusts Putin more than our intelligence community. 📌Not even 10 yrs. ago, this would have been a disqualifying event. He would be banished from politics, and assumed to harbor radical, anti-America viewpoints.
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