Scott Seiss

@ScottSeiss

Writer. Comedian. Generally Nervous Person. Reps: WME, Mainstay Entertainment. Tour Dates/Tickets/Merch 👇

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Joined April 2013
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    30 Jun 2021

    Part 3 of all of them

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  2. May 12

    “At this job, we’re a family” 🚩 Come see me in Seattle, Spokane, Tacoma, and Portland next month! Link in bio for tickets 😁

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  3. Retweeted
    May 6

    Life goals

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    I haven’t deleted an email since 2011
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  4. Retweeted
    May 6
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    I felt this in my soul lol

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    May 6
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    Got you!

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    May 6
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    Never felt so heard…

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    May 6
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    I thought I was the only one

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    May 6
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    I was very close on my outlook email lmaooo

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    May 6
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    Just a few short of 200K

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    May 6
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    Yep

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  11. May 6

    I haven’t deleted an email since 2011

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  12. May 5

    When colleges ask for an alumni donation

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    May 2

    Elizabeth Banks’ ‘COCAINE BEAR’, starring Keri Russell, Ray Liotta, Alden Ehrenreich and O’Shea Jackson Jr, will be released on February 24, 2023. The film follows a bear who ingests a large amount of cocaine and goes on a coke-fueled rampage.

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  14. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    The moment Amazon workers at the JFK8 warehouse declared victory in their vote to form the first Amazon union in the United States

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  15. Apr 1

    Find it all here:

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  16. Apr 1

    A few more for fun 😁 Link in my bio for merch! 20% off everything all April Fools’ weekend

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  17. Feb 23

    My twin!

    Saw tonight at punch line he was fucking hilarious!
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  18. Feb 22

    SACRAMENTO TONIGHT!

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    If you work(ed) a retail job… you know 😶😂 ’ hysterical videos have taken over the internet, and he’s LIVE in Sacramento tomorrow night 🙌 Limited tickets remain 🎫 Get yours!
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  19. Feb 20

    It’s going down tomorrow San Francisco! Tickets here: 🎉😁

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    Don't miss your chance to see live in SF on Monday! It's not too late to get tickets 👀
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  20. Feb 11

    Took the classic “I saw a show” photo last night. is so funny it makes me mad! Go see Just For Us in NYC, it’s so damm good

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  21. Retweeted
    Feb 8

    See you guys July 9th at the ! Sorry but I gotta let my foot heal. I will be bringing the great with me — his Dundalk accent will distract from my limping!

    Unfortunately, this Friday's Patton Oswalt show has been rescheduled to Saturday, July 9th, 2022. All valid tickets will be honored for the new date.
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