Cis, he/him, not interesting. Leftlib/Demsoc cusp, Socdem rising, moon in Ancom. Header: my buddy Alexander, best cat in the world, 3/02–10/16. 
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anyway who's gonna pay me The Big Bucks™ to write a major-newspaper column about how I'm a grown-up and no one can force me to eat pineapple if I don't want to
I'm so old I remember when Bush 41 said that about broccoli, and the American Broccoli Lobby sent a truckload of broccoli to the White House, and in response the proto-culture-warriors of the then relatively small far-right fringe took on "real men only eat red meat" as a cause.
and now there's fuckin Jordan Peterson. thanks a pantsload, Poppy Bush. hope it's toasty down there.
I'll take your pineapple if you'll take my cottage cheese.
that's a deal, my friend.
i used to think that you needed some sort of qualifications to be a professional writer. how wrong i was
yeah, I think the main qualification you need is "knowing someone"
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