What is the plan for the unmowable grass in relation to the flowers and the tiny new trees? I hope he's collecting rain water for the irrigation lines? 
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He can't mow! The whole yard is water hoses under that grass!pic.twitter.com/B0JSvM3MMl
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I assume leaving the tags on the plants is a deliberate choice? Maybe he’s opening a nursery
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I *did* do this shit in Animal Crossing and when i came back four months later after forgetting I had the game, those raccoons were like tf is wrong with you
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if you’re following along at home, there has been a recent development in the Tesla Bro house! They are killing all the grass between the plants and … putting new grass there (???)
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It’s hard to tell exactly what’s going on. they murdered the grass in their side yard, and I thought, wow, ok, they realized they fucked up, time to pull this whole thing up and start over! but now it looks like they’re just using that instant grassification green/blue seed spray
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Possibly they are gonna put gravel on this next part? but they aren’t pulling out the hydrangeas or the other plants yet as far as I can tell, which is really the chaos element
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UPDATE on the Tesla Bro house They killed all the brand new Bermuda grass they planted on their side yard, it's a mud pit now and, I really can't believe I'm saying this because I know it sounds made up, but:
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THEY ARE FILLING THE YARD BETWEEN THE DEAD HYDRANGEAS WITH BLACK MULCH
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Like they're not edging the yard with mulch, or creating beds of mulch WHOLE FRONT YARD BLACK MULCH
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so they're _goth_ tesla bros
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