vaguely interested in whether the black widow movie admits that sex exists
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the black widow character is really the only piece of the mcu left over from iron man 2, the movie where sex briefly existed in the franchise
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not enough to pay $29 to watch it on my computer tho, lol
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Aaron Bady Retweeted Aaron Bady
Correction, Iron Man 2 is the pivotal crisis moment in the saga of Iron Man's horniness, in which his equipment fails and he needs an injection of horniness from nick fury and black widow to get his juices flowing againhttps://twitter.com/zunguzungu/status/1413493118633005059 …
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sex *existed* in iron man 1--tony had a one-night stand--but it was only in iron man 2 that the mcu a. realized frustrated horniness was the libidinal energy driving the franchise, and b. (for that reason) introduced the black widow character
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after that, every movie is built around an unconsummated love plot and the characters become increasingly sexless adonii
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Replying to @zunguzungu
I think there's a similar arc with Thor, it's been a while but I'm pretty sure Thor 1, while not a horny movie per se, at least presents a world in which horniness is thinkable; but by Ragnarok it's all sublimated into Hemsworth's impossibly hyperarticulated abs
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Replying to @ScottMadin @zunguzungu
There’s a similar energy in the Cap movies, from the “Bucky is a horn dog but Steve needs to lose his virginity before the war ends” thing to chaste slow dances as the button for Endgame. Weirdly by WS, CW and especially Endgame even BW is sexless.
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Replying to @gerrycanavan @ScottMadin
Discussion question: was ed norton excised from the MCU because of too much horniness
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Hulk (2008) did canonically establish that Banner can't fuck without turning into the Hulk
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Replying to @gerrycanavan @ScottMadin
yeah, we're really getting somewhere here now, this explains both the ed norton problem AND the broader Hulk problem which resulted in there never being a standalone hulk movie. the ip business is just a cover story.
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