Gonna go eat my weight in oysters. It’s been a great birthday so far thanks, in no small part, to you fine people—my friends on the Twitters. 

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I like them fine fried or broiled, but raw, ugh, they're globs of vaguely ocean-flavored mucus
ocean flavored is the point, I was also the kid who considered a quart of steamed clams a perfect dinner
Oh, it's not the "ocean-flavored" part I object to, it's the "vaguely" and "globs of mucus" parts!
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